09-19-2008, 12:52 PM
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the male organ ...
The SETTING : Pageant Night Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion
The FINALISTS : * Miss America * Miss Spain * Miss Britain * Miss Philippines * Miss Iran * Miss India QUESTION: Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. AMERICA: Well, I would say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. QUESTION: Why do you say that? MS. AMERICA:Because it stands everytime it sees a woman ... (Applause! ... Applause!) QUESTION: Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. SPAIN: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight. QUESTION: Why do you say that? MS. SPAIN: Because it charges everytime it sees an opening. (Applause! ... Applause!) QUESTION: Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. BRITAIN: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearean actors. QUESTION: Why do you say that? MS. BRITAIN: Because it cries after every performance. (Applause! ... Applause!) QUESTION: Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. IRAN: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. QUESTION: And why do you say that? MS. IRAN: Because they always enter through the back door ... (Applause! ... Applause!) QUESTION: Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. INDIA: Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a labourer. QUESTION: Why do you say that? MS. INDIA: Because it works day and night ... (Applause!... Applause!) QUESTION: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. PHILIPPINES: Ahh ... well, of course, hihihihi ... I can say that male organs in our country are like chismis ... QUESTION: Chismis??? MS. PHILIPPINES: Ayy! Sorry ... I'ts like, ahh like ... it means GOSSIP in our language. QUESTION: Hmm ... Interesting comparison. And why do you say that? MS. PHILIPPINES: Ayy ... nervous!!! Hihihihihi! Because ... I mean ... because it passes from mouth to mouth. (STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!)
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