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    Icon15 Sex With The Mailman!

    A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"

    The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd have sex with the mailman for $500,000."

    The boy goes and asks his mother: "Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $500,000?"

    The mother replies: "Hell yes I would!"

    The little boy returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"

    The father then says: "Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with her principal for $500,000."

    The boy asks his sister: "Would you have sex with your principal for $500,000?"

    The sister replies: "Hell yes I would!"

    He returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"

    The father answers: "Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with a couple of whores."






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    LOL! Ain't going to touch this one ML. HA!







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    father knows best!


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevent222 View Post
    LOL! Ain't going to touch this one ML. HA!
    Goes to show that seems everyone has their price, well almost everyone some of us wouldn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunburstlespaulhero1989 View Post


    father knows best!
    Think maybe Dad and Mom are not on the best of terms at the moment! LOL!

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