Financial planning

longwalker · 01-26-2009, 05:05 PM

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $200 million."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

**squirt** · 01-26-2009, 05:08 PM

the key is implementing the plan lol

stevent222 · 01-26-2009, 05:09 PM

Dam buddy when your right your right, cannot argue with you on this one.

longwalker · 01-26-2009, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by squirt

the key is implementing the plan lol

Yeah he was only planning on keying in his implement! lol

longwalker · 01-26-2009, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by stevent222

Dam buddy when your right your right, cannot argue with you on this one.

We have to start using our other brain once in a while!! lol

**squirt** · 01-26-2009, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by longwalker

Yeah he was only planning on keying in his implement! lol

he was countin' his chickens before his eggs were hatched! lol

longwalker · 01-29-2009, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by squirt

he was countin' his chickens before his eggs were hatched! lol

Yeah well he was hoping those eggs don't get fertilized! lol

**squirt** · 01-29-2009, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by longwalker

Yeah well he was hoping those eggs don't get fertilized! lol

how'd that work for him? lol

longwalker · 01-29-2009, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by squirt

how'd that work for him? lol

Fine! He just pulled out and shot that load between those mounds!

**squirt** · 02-02-2009, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by longwalker

Fine! He just pulled out and shot that load between those mounds!

no he didn't, his dad did lol

01-26-2009, 05:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
longwalker Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Michigan, Oakland County Posts: 10,639 Rep Power: 1057	Financial planning Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $200 million." Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much better at financial planning than men. __________________ When in doubt twirl!

01-26-2009, 05:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 352,413 Rep Power: 8383	the key is implementing the plan lol __________________

01-26-2009, 05:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
stevent222 Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Hemet, CA. 92544 zip Posts: 29,874 Blog Entries: 11 Rep Power: 2976	*Dam buddy when your right your right, cannot argue with you on this one.* __________________

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