Types Of Women....

LAWRENCE · 07-02-2009, 09:28 PM

HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right,
but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting
her, she comes, installs herself and uses all
your resources. If you try to uninstall her you
will loose something if you don't try to uninstall
her you will be rendered useless...

**squirt** · 07-02-2009, 09:37 PM

I'm not there anywhere lol

Goodgrief · 07-03-2009, 01:23 AM

CD ROM

Carefully designed, remembers where you left your car keys.

07-02-2009, 09:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
LAWRENCE Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: VANCOUVER ISLAND CANADA Posts: 8,117 Rep Power: 1914	Types Of Women.... HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access. SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her. MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful. CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster. E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will loose something if you don't try to uninstall her you will be rendered useless... __________________ ******************

07-02-2009, 09:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,993 Rep Power: 8572	I'm not there anywhere lol __________________

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Goodgrief Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,550 Rep Power: 1001	CD ROM Carefully designed, remembers where you left your car keys.