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Old 09-29-2009, 05:39 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Q. If she comes out of the kitchen screaming, what has the man done wrong this time?

A. Made her chain too long
Rofl...you`re lucky you`re so far away cause you`d be getting a spanking right about now..
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Q. Why are women's feet smaller than a man's?

A. It's an evolutionary thing...it allows them to stand closer to the sink and stove
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A. It's an evolutionary thing...it allows them to stand closer to the sink and stove
That`s it!!! Tell me where you live..lol
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3030 US 27 N
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Got Mapquest or Google Earth?


Supper ready yet?
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You tell me, was I suppose to check on it?..hehe
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How can you tell if your husband's dead?
Sex is the same but you get the remote.

hehehe Oh yeah, I 'm bad!!
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How do we know men invented maps?
Who else would make an inch into a mile?


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How do you know when your wife has died.

The sex is the same but the ironing is piling up!
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The famous lady named after a tree - Rosie Palm.
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Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?

A. It'd better be open when she hands it to me!
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