Q & a - Page 3

sexysadie · 09-29-2009, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brilor

How do you know when your wife has died.

The sex is the same but the ironing is piling up!

lmbo...you're bad

sexysadie · 09-29-2009, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pixsurguy

The famous lady named after a tree - Rosie Palm.

Let me guess, she won't 'leave' you alone..lmbo

sexysadie · 09-29-2009, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hortysir

Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?

A. It'd better be open when she hands it to me!

As long as you hand ME one first big guy..hehe

sexysadie · 09-29-2009, 11:44 PM

How is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay. (hehehe)

stevent222 · 09-30-2009, 03:06 AM

Q: Why are women usually shorter then men?
A: Most ironing boards are only 4 foot 5 3/4 inches tall.

stevent222 · 09-30-2009, 03:07 AM

Q: How do you know when you've got the prefect woman?
A: She's 3 foot 2 and 5/8's inches tall with a flat head for someplace to put your beer.

stevent222 · 09-30-2009, 03:11 AM

Q:How are women and tornadoes alike?
A:They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave

stevent222 · 09-30-2009, 03:13 AM

Q: What did God say when he created man?
A: "I cannot do better than this"

stevent222 · 09-30-2009, 03:16 AM

Q: Why does the bride always wear white?
A: Well aren't all kitchen appliances that colour?

stevent222 · 09-30-2009, 03:20 AM

Q:Why do women prefer older gynecologists?
A: Their shaky hands!

09-29-2009, 11:44 PM	#24 (permalink)
sexysadie Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In my little corner of the world! Posts: 52,486 Rep Power: 4250	How is a man like a snowstorm? Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay. (hehehe)

09-30-2009, 03:06 AM	#25 (permalink)
stevent222 Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Hemet, CA. 92544 zip Posts: 30,358 Blog Entries: 11 Rep Power: 3005	Q: Why are women usually shorter then men? A: Most ironing boards are only 4 foot 5 3/4 inches tall.

09-30-2009, 03:07 AM	#26 (permalink)
stevent222 Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Hemet, CA. 92544 zip Posts: 30,358 Blog Entries: 11 Rep Power: 3005	Q: How do you know when you've got the prefect woman? A: She's 3 foot 2 and 5/8's inches tall with a flat head for someplace to put your beer.

09-30-2009, 03:11 AM	#27 (permalink)
stevent222 Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Hemet, CA. 92544 zip Posts: 30,358 Blog Entries: 11 Rep Power: 3005	Q:How are women and tornadoes alike? A:They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave

09-30-2009, 03:13 AM	#28 (permalink)
stevent222 Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Hemet, CA. 92544 zip Posts: 30,358 Blog Entries: 11 Rep Power: 3005	Q: What did God say when he created man? A: "I cannot do better than this"

09-30-2009, 03:16 AM	#29 (permalink)
stevent222 Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Hemet, CA. 92544 zip Posts: 30,358 Blog Entries: 11 Rep Power: 3005	Q: Why does the bride always wear white? A: Well aren't all kitchen appliances that colour?

09-30-2009, 03:20 AM	#30 (permalink)
stevent222 Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Hemet, CA. 92544 zip Posts: 30,358 Blog Entries: 11 Rep Power: 3005	Q:Why do women prefer older gynecologists? A: Their shaky hands!