Q & a - Page 4

brilor · 09-30-2009, 06:38 AM

Why is a KFC better than a woman? A: Because after you have finished with the breasts and thigh, you have still got a greasy box to stick your bone in!

sexysadie · 09-30-2009, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevent222

Q: Why are women usually shorter then men?
A: Most ironing boards are only 4 foot 5 3/4 inches tall.

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevent222

Q: How do you know when you've got the prefect woman?
A: She's 3 foot 2 and 5/8's inches tall with a flat head for someplace to put your beer.

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevent222

Q:How are women and tornadoes alike?
A:They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevent222

Q: What did God say when he created man?
A: "I cannot do better than this"

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevent222

Q: Why does the bride always wear white?
A: Well aren't all kitchen appliances that colour?

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevent222

Q:Why do women prefer older gynecologists?
A: Their shaky hands!

lmbo....Another one who deserves a spanking..lol

sexysadie · 09-30-2009, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brilor

Why is a KFC better than a woman? A: Because after you have finished with the breasts and thigh, you have still got a greasy box to stick your bone in!

Would you like to test that theory out SB?..lol

sexysadie · 09-30-2009, 07:41 AM

Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.

sexysadie · 09-30-2009, 07:42 AM

Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.

sexysadie · 09-30-2009, 07:43 AM

Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married

brilor · 09-30-2009, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexysadie

Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married

Obviously not getting any at home!!!

BountyHunter · 10-03-2009, 03:03 PM

Congratulations on POD!!!!

Iceman · 10-03-2009, 03:05 PM

Congratulations on POD.

roosterowl1 · 10-03-2009, 05:04 PM

LMAO,,, You guys have some big balls!!!

10-03-2009, 03:03 PM	#38 (permalink)
BountyHunter Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Hawaii Posts: 13,804 Rep Power: 1867	Congratulations on POD!!!! __________________

10-03-2009, 03:05 PM	#39 (permalink)
Iceman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 17,935 Rep Power: 3099	Congratulations on POD. __________________

10-03-2009, 05:04 PM	#40 (permalink)
roosterowl1 Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: village on the hill Posts: 662 Rep Power: 523	LMAO,,, You guys have some big balls!!! __________________

Jokeroo

My Account

Help & Info

09-30-2009, 06:38 AM	#31 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,390 Rep Power: 5142	Why is a KFC better than a woman? A: Because after you have finished with the breasts and thigh, you have still got a greasy box to stick your bone in!

09-30-2009, 07:41 AM	#34 (permalink)
sexysadie Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In my little corner of the world! Posts: 52,486 Rep Power: 4250	Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer.

09-30-2009, 07:42 AM	#35 (permalink)
sexysadie Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In my little corner of the world! Posts: 52,486 Rep Power: 4250	Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. We don't know; it has never happened.

09-30-2009, 07:43 AM	#36 (permalink)
sexysadie Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In my little corner of the world! Posts: 52,486 Rep Power: 4250	Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married