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roosterowl1 · 10-03-2009, 05:05 PM

I can't beleive it,, I got a newsletter. First one in months

**squirt** · 10-03-2009, 05:10 PM

did you re-register for it?

chatroux · 10-03-2009, 05:37 PM

In the battle of the sex jokes, Sexy Sadie is going to win!!!

Studman 2 · 10-03-2009, 08:30 PM

Congrat's on this Pod... I liked them all...

tasman · 10-03-2009, 09:21 PM

Two guys are talking, the first one says "My wife's an angel." His buddy says "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

tasman · 10-03-2009, 09:34 PM

The world comes to an end. Everybody shows up for judgement day. God says " I want all the men who let their wives control them to stand to my left, and all the others to stand to my right." All the men moved to the left except for one little guy. God said "I'm ashamed of all of you. You were given dominance over women and yet you let them control them." He turned to the one remaining guy and said "Tell Me son, how did you keep my command when all these others couldn't?" The little guy said "I don't know what you mean, my wife told me to stand here and not to move."

hortysir · 10-03-2009, 09:56 PM

Q. What's the difference between an elephant and an Italian grandma?

A. 50 pounds (kilos) and a black dress

hortysir · 10-03-2009, 09:57 PM

crhend · 10-03-2009, 10:11 PM

Congrats on Post of the Day!!

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hortysir · 10-03-2009, 10:13 PM

you had a lurker in your profile most the day, Carl

10-03-2009, 05:05 PM	#41 (permalink)
roosterowl1 Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: village on the hill Posts: 662 Rep Power: 523	I can't beleive it,, I got a newsletter. First one in months __________________

10-03-2009, 05:37 PM	#43 (permalink)
chatroux Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Orlando, Florida Posts: 3,133 Rep Power: 819	In the battle of the sex jokes, Sexy Sadie is going to win!!! __________________ chatroux

10-03-2009, 09:21 PM	#45 (permalink)
tasman Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: USA Posts: 647 Rep Power: 208	Two guys are talking, the first one says "My wife's an angel." His buddy says "You're lucky, mine's still alive." __________________ Life is simple: Just follow the rules

10-03-2009, 09:34 PM	#46 (permalink)
tasman Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: USA Posts: 647 Rep Power: 208	The world comes to an end. Everybody shows up for judgement day. God says " I want all the men who let their wives control them to stand to my left, and all the others to stand to my right." All the men moved to the left except for one little guy. God said "I'm ashamed of all of you. You were given dominance over women and yet you let them control them." He turned to the one remaining guy and said "Tell Me son, how did you keep my command when all these others couldn't?" The little guy said "I don't know what you mean, my wife told me to stand here and not to move." __________________ Life is simple: Just follow the rules

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crhend Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Camden Twp. Ohio Posts: 4,446 Rep Power: 2742	Congrats on Post of the Day!! __________________________________ __________________________ ______________________ __________________ ______________ ______ _ . __________________

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10-03-2009, 05:10 PM	#42 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,968 Rep Power: 8572	did you re-register for it?

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hortysir Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: South...Thank God! Posts: 19,853 Rep Power: 3634	Q. What's the difference between an elephant and an Italian grandma? A. 50 pounds (kilos) and a black dress

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hortysir Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: South...Thank God! Posts: 19,853 Rep Power: 3634	__________________

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hortysir Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: South...Thank God! Posts: 19,853 Rep Power: 3634	you had a lurker in your profile most the day, Carl