Q & a - Page 7

hortysir · 10-03-2009, 10:57 PM

Q. How do blondes turn on the light after sex?

A. Open the car door

sexysadie · 10-03-2009, 10:59 PM

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

**squirt** · 10-04-2009, 11:47 AM

hortysir · 10-04-2009, 11:55 AM

Q. Did Squirt not check her e-mail yesterday??

A. She's always a day late and a dollar short of a happy meal

**squirt** · 10-04-2009, 12:08 PM

the newsletter came in after I'd left my emails

Bamber · 10-05-2009, 05:01 AM

Congratulations
on
P O D

stevent222 · 10-06-2009, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brilor

Why is a KFC better than a woman? A: Because after you have finished with the breasts and thigh, you have still got a greasy box to stick your bone in!

I stop here brilor I have never said this to another man, i love you and the way you think.

congradats on pod

Inky1231 · 11-03-2009, 08:12 PM

How is a man like Linoleum?

Lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them!

What is a man's idea of a 7 course meal?

A six pack of beer and a can of beans.

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