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Old 09-29-2009, 09:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Q. What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A. A woman that won't do what she's told.
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Old 09-29-2009, 05:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2009, 05:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Come over here and say that..lol
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Q. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
A. She's obviously already been told twice
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Old 09-29-2009, 05:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Q. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
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Q. What do you say to a room full of abused women?
A. Nothing - it's obvious that they don't listen.


(Horty told me to post that - it's not my fault. I'm innocent. Yeah, that's the ticket.)
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Old 09-29-2009, 05:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
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OOOOOOOOO dems fightin words..lol
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You`re gonna get it..lol
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You`re gonna get it..lol
I keep hopin' to get some, but so far it's just me and Rosie.
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Q. If she comes out of the kitchen screaming, what has the man done wrong this time?

A. Made her chain too long
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Well....I have no idea who Rosie is..lol
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