Boobs that would wobble.

[LAWRENCE]

Oh I wish I had boobs that would wobble.
Mine just stay still in one place;
In the breast hall of fame
You won't see my name
For my boobs there would be a disgrace.

Sure boobs of my size have their merit
They're easy to fit with a bra.
And when I go for a dip
You won't see one slip,
They stay put just where they are.

And I'm not one to seek much attention
So you won't find me strutting about
In a boob tube that's trying
by gravity defying
to leave no room, not even for doubt.

But I sure envy big breasted women,
I've seen them at parties you know;
With all confidence thrust
In their mighty big bust
Entrancing the men as they go.

Though I've heard from a big bosomed buddy
That it's not all it's cracked up to be
She says in frustration
"Try to hold conversation
When there's only two things a guy sees."

Now if I paid a few grand to enlarge them
To, say thirty-six b or c
Would they still look so natural
Could I class them as collateral
Sorta like home improvements on me?

Now I've not taken this boob thing just lightly
I've done quite a bit of research
I try to keep abreast
In my mammary quest
I've found there's a bit to be learned,

There's questions that need to be answered
Like cleavage, how wide and how deep
I can have nipples bigger
But somehow I figure
That could poke Sweetie's eye in his sleep.

Oh, I wish I had boobs that were awesome
I'd buy a bright red bathing suit
On the beach I would run
In slow motion for fun
To show off my best attribute.

Now don't think I'd just get them for vanity
There's much I'd aspire to do
I could feed many babies
When I was lactating
For convenience, I could offer drive-thru

In a t-shirt I'd test air conditioning
They could 'see' if they had it too low
And if I stood outside
My breasts pumped up with pride
Cops'd use me to stop traffic flow!

Well you can see I've a lot to consider
For the big plunge, I need some more time
So I'll keep you updated
But for now they're just fated
To stay as they are for a while.

And there's my sweetie who totally accepts me
For he loves each and every little bit
He says "stay as you are
You're the most beautiful by far."
As he gazes into my eyes -- not my tits

[hortysir]

yea....he's full'o-shit, too

[squirt]

I feel for her lol and give thanks for my abundance every day lol

[hortysir]

me too

[squirt]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ...

[stevent222]

Lol good one
although I like mine just the way they are also. Do wish my penis would wobble abit more though.

On POD!

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Congratulations on POD.