short story

konifur2 · 10-09-2009, 06:04 AM

One day, long, long ago, in a land far, far away, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.

But it was a long time ago, & it was just that one day.

The End

**squirt** · 10-09-2009, 02:23 PM

One day, long, long ago, in a land far, far away, there lived a man who put the toilet seat down, never farted or belched or drank tons of beer

But it was a long time ago, & it was just that one day.

The End

hortysir · 10-09-2009, 02:35 PM

THAT guy exploded

**squirt** · 10-09-2009, 02:41 PM

lmao ...

konifur2 · 10-10-2009, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by squirt

One day, long, long ago, in a land far, far away, there lived a man who put the toilet seat down, never farted or belched or drank tons of beer

But it was a long time ago, & it was just that one day.

The End

that story has gotta be under the fiction section.

no way could a bloke not do any of that.

i can`t go an hour * paaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp* (opps sorry) without farting.

brilor · 10-10-2009, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by konifur2

that story has gotta be under the fiction section.

no way could a bloke not do any of that.

i can`t go an hour * paaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp* (opps sorry) without farting.

I can hear and smell yah from here you gut rot git!

konifur2 · 10-10-2009, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brilor

I can hear and smell yah from here you gut rot git!

i did apologize.
i suppose your farts smell of roses eh!

brilor · 10-10-2009, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by konifur2

i did apologize.
i suppose your farts smell of roses eh!

I thnk so but the wife says otherwise!!

**squirt** · 10-11-2009, 12:24 AM

it's my story and I can tell it any way I want to! lol

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