Taking a woman to bed....

LAWRENCE · 10-14-2009, 08:49 PM

What is the difference between girls/women
Aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

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At 8

You take her to bed and tell her a story

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At 18

You tell her a story and take her to bed

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At 28

You don't need to tell her a story
To take her to bed

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At 38

She tells you a story and takes you to bed

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At 48

She tells you a story to avoid going to bed

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At 58

You stay in bed to avoid her story

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At 68

If you take her to bed, that'll be a story

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At 78

What story? What bed?
Who the hell are you?

**squirt** · 10-14-2009, 08:58 PM

I don't have to tell him a story to get him in bed lol all I have to do is look at him "that" way ... lol

hortysir · 10-14-2009, 09:03 PM

♫ that's my story and I'm stickin' to it ♫

**squirt** · 10-14-2009, 09:08 PM

it's your story, you can tell it any way you want to! lol

hortysir · 10-14-2009, 09:12 PM

...and you'd do well to remember that

**squirt** · 10-14-2009, 09:20 PM

I'll certainly try! lol

hortysir · 10-14-2009, 09:25 PM

speaking of....

**squirt** · 10-14-2009, 09:28 PM

you've lost me lol

10-14-2009, 08:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
LAWRENCE Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: VANCOUVER ISLAND CANADA Posts: 8,117 Rep Power: 1914	Taking a woman to bed.... What is the difference between girls/women Aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78? ************************************** ***** At 8 You take her to bed and tell her a story ************************************ ***** At 18 You tell her a story and take her to bed ************************************ **** At 28 You don't need to tell her a story To take her to bed ************************************ **** At 38 She tells you a story and takes you to bed ************************************ *** At 48 She tells you a story to avoid going to bed ************************************ *** At 58 You stay in bed to avoid her story ************************************ ** At 68 If you take her to bed, that'll be a story ************************************ **** At 78 What story? What bed? Who the hell are you? __________________ ****************

10-14-2009, 08:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,993 Rep Power: 8572	I don't have to tell him a story to get him in bed lol all I have to do is look at him "that" way ... lol __________________

10-14-2009, 09:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
hortysir Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: South...Thank God! Posts: 19,853 Rep Power: 3634	...and you'd do well to remember that __________________

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10-14-2009, 09:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
hortysir Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: South...Thank God! Posts: 19,853 Rep Power: 3634	♫ that's my story and I'm stickin' to it ♫

10-14-2009, 09:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,993 Rep Power: 8572	it's your story, you can tell it any way you want to! lol

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squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,993 Rep Power: 8572	I'll certainly try! lol

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hortysir Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: South...Thank God! Posts: 19,853 Rep Power: 3634	speaking of....

10-14-2009, 09:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,993 Rep Power: 8572	you've lost me lol