Looking for a Man

LAWRENCE · 10-15-2009, 01:40 PM

When I was 28, I found an exciting guy, but I couldn't
keep up with him. He rushed from one thing to another,
never settling on anything. He did mad, impetuous
things and flirted with everyone he met. He made me
miserable as often as happy. He was great fun initially
and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided
to find a guy with some ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious guy with
his feet planted firmly on the ground and married him.
He was so ambitious that he divorced me, took everything
I owned, and ran off with my best friend.

I am now 47 and am looking for a guy with a big pecker.

**squirt** · 10-15-2009, 02:19 PM

he's gotta be cute *too* ... I can excuse alot of things if he's cute lol

hortysir · 10-15-2009, 02:20 PM

**squirt** · 10-15-2009, 02:33 PM

speaking of cute ... lol

hortysir · 10-15-2009, 02:34 PM

That, and a tongue, is about all I got

**squirt** · 10-15-2009, 02:42 PM

and a heart FULL of love!!!

hortysir · 10-15-2009, 02:44 PM

and hungry fer what you just fixed for lunch

hortysir · 10-15-2009, 02:44 PM

and, BTW...

**squirt** · 10-15-2009, 02:47 PM

lol ... it's salad and leftover chicken fettucine alfredo lol oh and garlic bread lol

10-15-2009, 01:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
LAWRENCE Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: VANCOUVER ISLAND CANADA Posts: 8,117 Rep Power: 1914	Looking for a Man When I was 28, I found an exciting guy, but I couldn't keep up with him. He rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. He did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone he met. He made me miserable as often as happy. He was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a guy with some ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious guy with his feet planted firmly on the ground and married him. He was so ambitious that he divorced me, took everything I owned, and ran off with my best friend. I am now 47 and am looking for a guy with a big pecker. __________________ ******************

10-15-2009, 02:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,993 Rep Power: 8572	*he's gotta be cute too* ... I can excuse alot of things if he's cute lol** __________________

10-15-2009, 02:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
hortysir Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: South...Thank God! Posts: 19,853 Rep Power: 3634	__________________

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10-15-2009, 02:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,993 Rep Power: 8572	speaking of cute ... lol

10-15-2009, 02:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
hortysir Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: South...Thank God! Posts: 19,853 Rep Power: 3634	That, and a tongue, is about all I got

10-15-2009, 02:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,993 Rep Power: 8572	and a heart FULL of love!!!

10-15-2009, 02:44 PM	#7 (permalink)
hortysir Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: South...Thank God! Posts: 19,853 Rep Power: 3634	and hungry fer what you just fixed for lunch

10-15-2009, 02:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
hortysir Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: South...Thank God! Posts: 19,853 Rep Power: 3634	and, BTW...

10-15-2009, 02:47 PM	#9 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,993 Rep Power: 8572	lol ... it's salad and leftover chicken fettucine alfredo lol oh and garlic bread lol