Fantasy vs. Reality

**squirt** · 10-22-2009, 10:44 PM

FANTASY: He'll lavish you with gifts for no particular reason
REALITY: You've got him confused with Santa Claus, who's already married, anyway

FANTASY: He'll be tall
REALITY: He'll say he's five-foot-ten, although you'll tower over him at five-seven

FANTASY: You'll be in his every thought
REALITY: He'll spend half his life obsessing about a receding hairline, the other half rehashing the latest game on ESPN

FANTASY: He'll be witty
REALITY: He'll still tell knock-knock jokes

FANTASY: You'll share the same interests
REALITY: He'll cancel a romantic evening with you for a tractor pull

FANTASY: He always walk beside you, smother you with kisses, and give you unconditional love
REALITY: Now you've got him confused with the family dog!

hortysir · 10-22-2009, 11:46 PM

knock-knock

**squirt** · 10-23-2009, 12:36 AM

lol ... who's there? lol

hortysir · 10-23-2009, 12:41 AM

Wanna go to a tractor pull?

**squirt** · 10-23-2009, 01:10 AM

roflmfao

pick me up at 8 and don't be late lmao

stevent222 · 10-23-2009, 04:02 AM

He'll lavish you with gifts for no particular reason.
He'll be tall
You'll be in his every thought.
He'll be witty.
You'll share the same interests.
He always walks besides you, smother you with kisses, and give you unconditional love.
Well Hells!~Bells! you just discribed Me.

10-22-2009, 10:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,999 Rep Power: 8572	Fantasy vs. Reality FANTASY: He'll lavish you with gifts for no particular reason REALITY: You've got him confused with Santa Claus, who's already married, anyway FANTASY: He'll be tall REALITY: He'll say he's five-foot-ten, although you'll tower over him at five-seven FANTASY: You'll be in his every thought REALITY: He'll spend half his life obsessing about a receding hairline, the other half rehashing the latest game on ESPN FANTASY: He'll be witty REALITY: He'll still tell knock-knock jokes FANTASY: You'll share the same interests REALITY: He'll cancel a romantic evening with you for a tractor pull FANTASY: He always walk beside you, smother you with kisses, and give you unconditional love REALITY: Now you've got him confused with the family dog! __________________

10-23-2009, 04:02 AM	#6 (permalink)
stevent222 Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Hemet, CA. 92544 zip Posts: 30,358 Blog Entries: 11 Rep Power: 3005	He'll lavish you with gifts for no particular reason. He'll be tall You'll be in his every thought. He'll be witty. You'll share the same interests. He always walks besides you, smother you with kisses, and give you unconditional love. Well Hells!~Bells! you just discribed Me. __________________

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hortysir Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: South...Thank God! Posts: 19,853 Rep Power: 3634	Wanna go to a tractor pull?

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squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,999 Rep Power: 8572	roflmfao pick me up at 8 and don't be late lmao