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Old 10-23-2009, 07:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Huggable bundle of fun!

I know a girl who’s a huggable bundle of loveable fun!
Whenever she smiles I feel as if warmed by a radiant sun
If I’m blue she makes me laugh and thus I cease to be glum
When we kiss she tastes nicer than any succulent plum
But there is one tiny fault with my huggable bundle of fun
She’s so sexy when we make love I’m afraid I’ll prematurely … !!!

*Note: If you can fill in the missing word you can call yourself a poet!
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Old 10-23-2009, 07:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 10-23-2009, 07:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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are you a Longfellow? lol
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Huggable bundle of fun!

I know a girl who’s a huggable bundle of loveable fun!
Whenever she smiles I feel as if warmed by a radiant sun
If I’m blue she makes me laugh and thus I cease to be glum
When we kiss she tastes nicer than any succulent plum
But there is one tiny fault with my huggable bundle of fun
She’s so sexy when we make love I’m afraid I’ll prematurely … !!!

*Note: If you can fill in the missing word you can call yourself a poet!


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does that happen? lol
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Old 10-23-2009, 08:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 10-23-2009, 08:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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that's a new one on me! lol
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prolonged beating a spot may numb the place making orgasm impossible!!
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well, how 'bout them apples lol that's 3 things I've learned today lol
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well, how 'bout them apples lol that's 3 things I've learned today lol
Cherries are my favorite!! lol
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