Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve

Pixsurguy · 11-02-2009, 02:39 PM

Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve

10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions.

9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote.

8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.

7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.

5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle childbearing.

4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he put his tools.

3. The scripture account of creation indicates Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and said, "I can do better than that."

**squirt** · 11-02-2009, 02:44 PM

practice makes perfect! lol

hortysir · 11-02-2009, 02:51 PM

PERFECT made us ♥

**squirt** · 11-02-2009, 02:59 PM

yes He did! lol

Pixsurguy · 11-02-2009, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by squirt

practice makes perfect! lol

I differ to beg.
Practice might merely reinforce poor performance.

hortysir · 11-02-2009, 05:05 PM

That's how you get to Carnegie Hall

**squirt** · 11-02-2009, 05:20 PM

they won't let us in there anymore lol

Pixsurguy · 11-02-2009, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by squirt

they won't let us in there anymore lol

Yeah, they will, but we gotta sneak in the back door. Managment might not be happy, but as I recall the audience was VERY enthusiastic. Only problem I remember is that one guy who thought it was an audience participation sport.

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Pixsurguy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Louisville, KY Posts: 16,986 Rep Power: 1734	Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve 10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions. 9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote. 8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him. 7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment for himself. 6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night. 5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle childbearing. 4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he put his tools. 3. The scripture account of creation indicates Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden. 2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!" 1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and said, "I can do better than that." __________________ Pix is big where it counts - he can stick his nose into your business from across the street. (Oh, BTW, The unicorns killed the dinosaurs)

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squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,993 Rep Power: 8572	practice makes perfect! lol __________________

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hortysir Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: South...Thank God! Posts: 19,853 Rep Power: 3634	PERFECT made us ♥

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