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    Icon18 Top 10 things a Man/Woman would do if they woke up in the morning with a Penis/Vagina



    Top 10 things a man would do if he woke up in the morning with a Vagina:

    10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
    9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.
    8. See if they could finally do a split.
    7. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
    6. Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes
    5. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
    4. Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video.
    3. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.
    2. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler.

    And the # 1 thing a man would do is:
    1. Finally find that damn G-spot.

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    Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up in the morning with a penis:

    10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
    9. Get a blow job.
    8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating meat.
    7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal.
    6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently.
    5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
    4. Touch/Shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may be to others.
    3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
    2. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member.

    And the # 1 thing a woman would do is:
    1. Repeat # 9.

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    I wake up with one every day and I don't do those things lol











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    Default Re: Top 10 things a Man/Woman would do if they woke up in the morning with a Penis/Va

    I know i would do # 9 & 3. LOL It does look funny jumping up and down

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