20 Ways To Freak Out Santa

[FeistyLaraCroft]

20 Ways to Freak out Santa

Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a
note explaining that you think he could stand to lose
a few pounds.

While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write
him a speeding ticket.

Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away
for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering
your plants.

While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with
exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when
he tries to get them to fly.

Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a
bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until
he sees that big, red Santa suit!

Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof,
holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and
"Go away Santa."

Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs.Claus
called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and
a loaf of bread on his way home.

Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down
the chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers
arrive.

While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As
soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he
shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.

Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out,
with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy. " Leave
another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few
drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says,
"For Santa."

Take everything out of your house as if it's just been
robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like
a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return
to the scene of the crime."

Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with
last-minute changes and corrections.

While he's in the house, cover the top of the
chimney with barbed wire.

Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where
Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh!
Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.

Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved.
Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions
to your new house.

Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney.
Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain
that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like
a bear.

Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.

Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes.
While he's in the house, go out on the roof.
When he comes back up, act like you've been
"trampled." Threaten to sue.

Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with
Easter eggs. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait
for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood
ain't big enough for the both of us."

[Cat_Lady]

Funny Lara, but aren't you afraid that you might get coal in your stocking this year?

[IZaNaMI]

ROFL!

[IZaNaMI]

Originally Posted by Cat_Lady

Funny Lara, but aren't you afraid that you might get coal in your stocking this year?

Of course she isn't worried ... why should this year be any different from any other?

[Cat_Lady]

I'm so glad that I've been good all year.

[eaglelover]

lol

[FeistyLaraCroft]

Posted by IZaNaMI - 12-17-2003 at 03:23 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Cat_Lady
Funny Lara, but aren't you afraid that you might get coal in your stocking this year?

Of course she isn't worried ... why should this year be any different from any other?

at least I'll have something to keep me warm...

[FeistyLaraCroft]

Originally Posted by Cat_Lady

I'm so glad that I've been good all year.

Liar...

[Cat_Lady]

Let me borrow some of that coal, Lara.

[IZaNaMI]

Originally Posted by Cat_Lady

I'm so glad that I've been good all year.

Telling fibs isn't being good!