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    Why Older Women Are Better


    An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of
    the night and ask you, "What are you thinking?" An older
    woman doesn't care what you think.

    An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A
    younger woman is still hoping the guy might have one on him.

    An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman will
    cost you 12 beers, but an older woman will sleep with
    you after a cup of a herbal tea.

    The older a woman gets, the stronger her libido gets and
    the older a man gets, the weaker his libido gets... which
    is why nature intended young guys to go out with older
    women and young women to go out with older men.

    An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during the
    day without looking like she just had an adventure inside
    a jam jar. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

    Older women can run faster because they're always
    wearing sensible shoes.

    An older woman is into free sex! An older woman is almost
    always already attached to someone, so there's no need to
    develop a phobia about committing to her. The last thing
    she needs in her life is another clingy, whiny, dependent
    man.

    Older women are more honest. An older woman will tell you
    that you are an asshole if you're acting like one. A young
    woman will say nothing, just in case it means you might
    break up with her.

    An older woman will never get pregnant and then suddenly
    demand that the two of you get married. In fact, if you
    impregnate an older woman, you will probably be the last
    to know.

    Older women have jobs with dental plans. Younger women
    can't help you when your teeth get knocked out playing
    hockey.

    An older woman will never accuse you of "using her."
    She's using you!

    Older women take charge of the situation. An older
    woman will call you up and ask you for a date. A younger
    woman will wait forever, by the phone, for you to call.

    Older women know how to cook. Young women know how
    to dial Pizza Hut Take out.

    An older woman will introduce you to all of her
    girlfriends. A younger woman will avoid her girlfriends
    when she's with you, in case you get any ideas.

    Older women are psychic. You never have to confess to
    having an affair, because somehow they always know.

    Older women often own an interesting collection of
    lingerie that they have acquired from admirers over
    the years. Young women often don't wear underpants
    at all, thus practically eliminating all possibility
    of a strip-tease.

    Older women know what Kegel exercises are.

    Younger women are too nervous to eat anything in
    front of somebody that they might possibly boff later.

    Older women are dignified. They are beyond having a
    screaming match with you in the middle of the night
    in a public park.

    Older women are experienced. They understand that
    sometimes, after 12 beers, a boy just can't get it
    up. A younger woman may need some time to grasp
    this fact.

    An older woman will always meet the minimum height
    requirement to go on an amusement ride.

    An older woman will never accuse you of stealing the
    best years of her youth because chances are someone
    else has stolen them first.
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    lol very interesting good post lara
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    Thumbs up Wtg

    Good one Lara and there is a lot of truth in those also..

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    good one Lara ...and very much truth in that lol just ask me lol


    TY MICHELLE

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    Old ManAging Woman congrats on ur POD

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    Very good Lara and CONGRATULATIONS on POD. Keep up the good work..Iceman

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    Good post FeistyLaraCroft
    Hugs from Jhoney


    I hope you all will have a lovely day.

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    CONGRATS ON POD LARA


    TY MICHELLE

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    Congrats on the Post of the Day Lara. There is a lot of truth there.
    CONGRATS ON POST-OF-DAY.

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    ON A VERY FUNNY AND INSIGHTFUL POD
    LOL Big Hugs Fiestylaracroft



    Ty Sadie

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    Wink Congrats Lara On POD








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    Thumbs up Congrats.

    Wow that was pretty insightive Laura. How could such a sweet young thing like you know so much about older women? Kepp them guessing!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman
    Good one Lara and there is a lot of truth in those also..
    Thank you Iceman .....been awhile since I've seen this post.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KAMITAZZ
    good one Lara ...and very much truth in that lol just ask me lol
    Thank you Kami.....good to see ya in here


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wild_Angel



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    Quote Originally Posted by Krystle (Shorty)
    congrats on ur POD



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