Can you install LOVE?

[handymanmike92683]

Can you install LOVE?

Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE?
Customer: I can do that. I'm not very technical,
but I think I am ready to install now.
What do I do first?
Customer Service Rep: The first step is to open your HEART.
Have you located your HEART ma'am?
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs
running right now.
Is it okay to install while they are running?
Customer Service Rep: What programs are running ma'am?
Customer: Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE,
LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE,
and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
Customer Service Rep: No problem.
LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE
from your current operating system.
It may remain in your permanent memory,
but it will no longer disrupt other programs.
LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE
with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE.
However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE
and RESENTMENT.COM.
Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed.
Can you turn those off ma'am?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off.
Can you tell me how?
Customer Service Rep: My pleasure.
Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE.
Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE
and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, I'm done.
LOVE has started installing itself automatically.
Is that normal?
Customer Service Rep: Yes it is.
You should receive a message that says
it will reinstall for the life of your HEART.
Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
Customer Service Rep: Yes, but remember that you
have only the base program.
You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS
in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops...I have an error message already.
What should I do?
Customer Service Rep: What does the message say?
Customer: It says "ERROR 412 -
PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS".
What does that mean?
Customer Service Rep: Don't worry ma'am,
that's a common problem.
It means that the LOVE program is set up
to run on external HEARTS but has not yet
been run on your HEART.
It is one of those complicated programming things,
but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE"
your own machine before It can "LOVE"others.
Customer: So what should I do?
Customer Service Rep: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
Customer Service Rep: Excellent,
you are getting good at this.
Customer: Thank you.
Customer Service Rep: You're welcome.
Click on the following files and then copy them
to the "MYHEART" directory:
FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT,
REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC.
The system will overwrite any conflicting files
and begin patching any faulty programming.
Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE
from all directories,
and then empty your recycle bin
afterwards to make sure it is completely gone
and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up
with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing
on my monitor right now and it shows that
WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM
are copying themselves all over my HEART!
Customer Service Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running.
You should be able to handle it from here.
One more thing before I go...
Customer: Yes?
Customer Service Rep: LOVE is freeware.
Be sure to give it and its various modules
to everybody you meet.
They will in turn share it with other people
and they will return some really neat modules back to you.

Customer: I will.
Thank you for your help.

[Angels'mom]

That is beautiful Mike...Thanks for sharing. GOt a question...can you uninstall it? lol

[mian naim]

God must be a man because a woman will never put a pleasure club near the sewage lines.

[chelle7293]

that was pretty cool mike

[doulfins11]

oh that was sweet mike

[handymanmike92683]

YES ANYTIME
JUST HIT YOUR BACK BUTTON
OR YOUR DELETE KEY
LOL
THANK YOU

Originally Posted by Angels'mom

That is beautiful Mike...Thanks for sharing. GOt a question...can you uninstall it? lol

[handymanmike92683]

It has been determined, the most used sexual position
for married couples is a doggie position.

The husband sits up and begs.

The wife rolls over and plays dead...

[handymanmike92683]

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[all4fun]

that was so sweet Mikey

[doulfins11]

u never know