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    Icon17 Signs Your Wife Is Bored Of Having Sex With You

    Signs your wife is bored
    of having sex with you.

    When you request sex, she replies, "Wait 'til the
    Nyquil kicks in."

    Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your arse.

    Actually answers when you ask, "Who's your daddy?"

    Last time she screamed during sex was the first time
    she won at solitaire.

    Only moans during commercial breaks.

    Starts her fake orgasms during foreplay.

    Keeps trying to set you up with her friends.

    Runs for vacant Senate seat in New York.

    You begin to suspect she is only "playing" dead.

    Her moans of delight discovered to actually
    be a WAV file.

    Instead of asking to leave her shirt on, she
    wants to leave her pants on too.

    Keeps asking, "Are you SURE you're not gay?"

    Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry
    you along.

    Asks to be on top so she can balance her
    checkbook more easily.

    Bangs her head on the headboard BEFORE you begin.."





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    Lol,that's funny.She must be really bored with him.That's actualy kinda scary I just hope i never get there.Sex with no fun ?? i couldn't even ........................ ok,now i don't even know what to say,lol.
    go # 8

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    lmao
    If you believe money is everything,
    you have never been sick....

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    that sounds about rite lol

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    Oh, did you get that from playhouse? I saw that there!

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    lmao good one wild
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