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    Wink Horney Old Ladies.....

    Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.



    One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?"

    The other replies, "Oh sure I do."



    The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"

    The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."



    After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"






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    lololololol dirty old broad










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    lololololol dirty old broad
    Yes she is! LOL! Thanks squirt for the reply! I appreciate it!






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    Haha go grandma!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IZaNaMI
    Haha go grandma!
    LOL! How come all the good ladies are taken? I am never that fortunate! LOL! Thanks Izzy! I appreciate it! Hugs!






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    lolol


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    Quote Originally Posted by wife
    lolol
    Crazy old lady! You go grandma! LMAO! Thanks for the reply!






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    What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity
    These are but trifles, to be sure
    But, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable ♥

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    LOL! Thanks squirt for the cartoon pic! So true though! My wife acts like I am but I am alive! LOL! Hugs!






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    there's this hottie that works for one of home depot's vendors, he's in the store all the time and I said something to one of the other checkers about how hot that guy was and I was asked "you are married aren't you?" lol yes, but I'm not dead lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    there's this hottie that works for one of home depot's vendors, he's in the store all the time and I said something to one of the other checkers about how hot that guy was and I was asked "you are married aren't you?" lol yes, but I'm not dead lol
    LOL! I like that philosophy! I feel like a young guy! Wife acts like she is old though! LOL! She is in her early 40's! Acts like she is 90! LOL! Thanks squirt have a wonderful day on Mothers Day! Hugs!






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    that was good congrats on POD
    CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER

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    MOUNTAINLION, ON A GREAT POD!!!
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    certainly not right

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    Quote Originally Posted by CATWOMANVIXEN


    MOUNTAINLION, ON A GREAT POD!!!






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    Quote Originally Posted by demonfaerie


    certainly not right






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    Quote Originally Posted by hoteladman
    that was good congrats on POD
    I appreciate that!






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    lol....that'll be me when i get old. rofl... congrats on potd ml!


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    Quote Originally Posted by CrazyNDelusional
    lol....that'll be me when i get old. rofl... congrats on potd ml!
    I appreciate that very much! Hugs!






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    TOO FUNNY- congrats on POD Mountainlion - my grandma is like that. when i was a teenager she used to check out guys w/ me, we still check them out together

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