The Perfect Couple............

mountainlion20032003 · 05-10-2005, 09:03 AM

The Perfect Couple

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.

Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.

Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?

Answer:

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man!

**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

**** Men keep scrolling.

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

**** Men Keep scrolling

By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
illustrates another point: Women never listen!

**IZaNaMI** · 05-10-2005, 03:32 PM

Had to scroll down silly .... the reply box is at the bottom

mountainlion20032003 · 05-11-2005, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by IZaNaMI

Had to scroll down silly .... the reply box is at the bottom

LMAO! Thanks Izzy hun! I appreciate it!

lil'Red Ridinghood 6277 · 06-12-2005, 11:24 PM

LMAO..... Too funny. Great Post Sweetheart. Love you. Hugs and kisses.

mountainlion20032003 · 06-12-2005, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by lil'Red Ridinghood 6277

LMAO..... Too funny. Great Post Sweetheart. Love you. Hugs and kisses.

LMAO! Thanks sweetie! DLU! Hugs!

sunny sky · 06-13-2005, 01:15 AM

great post doug sweetie. andyes i had to scroll on down. thats just the way women are. hugs sunny sky

mountainlion20032003 · 06-13-2005, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by sunny sky

great post doug sweetie. andyes i had to scroll on down. thats just the way women are. hugs sunny sky

Thanks so much sweetie! I appreciate it! Hugs to you!

lil'Red Ridinghood 6277 · 07-10-2005, 02:12 PM

For my Sweetie. Hugs

mountainlion20032003 · 07-10-2005, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by lil'Red Ridinghood 6277

For my Sweetie. Hugs

Thanks angel!

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sunny sky Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: KANSAS Posts: 11,260 Rep Power: 1214	gooder great post doug sweetie. andyes i had to scroll on down. thats just the way women are. hugs sunny sky __________________

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05-10-2005, 03:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
IZaNaMI Moderator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: puɐ1buǝ 'ǝɹıɥsʞɹoʎ Posts: 21,702 Rep Power: 1642	Had to scroll down silly .... the reply box is at the bottom

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lil'Red Ridinghood 6277 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Heading North, Sexy man in the mix Posts: 3,094 Rep Power: 171	LMAO..... Too funny. Great Post Sweetheart. Love you. Hugs and kisses.

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lil'Red Ridinghood 6277 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Heading North, Sexy man in the mix Posts: 3,094 Rep Power: 171	For my Sweetie. Hugs