Mel, the accountant, gets home late one night and his
wife, says "Where in the hell have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo.
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?
" Well, one, I like to watch my money grow,
two, once in a while I like to play with my money,
three, I like how money feels in my hand and lastly,
instead ofyou going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want