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    Mel, the accountant, gets home late one night and his
    wife, says "Where in the hell have you been?"
    He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo.
    "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?
    "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
    "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?
    " Well, one, I like to watch my money grow,
    two, once in a while I like to play with my money,
    three, I like how money feels in my hand and lastly,
    instead ofyou going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want

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    Quote Originally Posted by jms_mlr
    Mel, the accountant, gets home late one night and his
    wife, says "Where in the hell have you been?"
    He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo.
    "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?
    "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
    "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?
    " Well, one, I like to watch my money grow,
    two, once in a while I like to play with my money,
    three, I like how money feels in my hand and lastly,
    instead ofyou going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want









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    Thats a good one.


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