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    Icon17 Mexican Virgins



    MEXICAN VIRGINS

    THERE WERE THREE YOUNG LADIES FROM MEXICO WHO GOT MARRIED ON THE
    SAME DAY.

    THEY HAPPENED TO MEET EACH OTHER THE FOLLOWING DAY, AND SINCE
    THEY WERE MARRIED AS VIRGINS, THEY DECIDED TO COMPARE NOTES ON THEIR
    FIRST SEXUAL ADVENTURE WITH THEIR HUSBANDS.


    THE FIRST ONE SAID, "SEX WITH MY HUSBAND WAS KIND OF LIKE GOING
    TO THE DENTIST WITH A BAD MOLAR... IT HURT REALLY BAD, BUT AT THE
    SAME TIME , I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO TAKE IT OUT."


    THE SECOND ONE SAID, "BEING WITH MY HUSBAND WAS LI KE DRINKING
    JOSE CUERVO.... AT FIRST I DIDN'T CARE FOR IT , BUT THE MORE I HAD,
    THE MORE I WANTED."


    THE LAST LADY SAID, "MY HUSBAND REMINDED ME OF MENUDO.... TOO
    MUCH PANZA AND NOT ENOUGH CHILE."









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    lmao ,
    Those were funny
    Good post dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by handymanmike92683


    MEXICAN VIRGINS

    THERE WERE THREE YOUNG LADIES FROM MEXICO WHO GOT MARRIED ON THE
    SAME DAY.

    THEY HAPPENED TO MEET EACH OTHER THE FOLLOWING DAY, AND SINCE
    THEY WERE MARRIED AS VIRGINS, THEY DECIDED TO COMPARE NOTES ON THEIR
    FIRST SEXUAL ADVENTURE WITH THEIR HUSBANDS.


    THE FIRST ONE SAID, "SEX WITH MY HUSBAND WAS KIND OF LIKE GOING
    TO THE DENTIST WITH A BAD MOLAR... IT HURT REALLY BAD, BUT AT THE
    SAME TIME , I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO TAKE IT OUT."


    THE SECOND ONE SAID, "BEING WITH MY HUSBAND WAS LI KE DRINKING
    JOSE CUERVO.... AT FIRST I DIDN'T CARE FOR IT , BUT THE MORE I HAD,
    THE MORE I WANTED."


    THE LAST LADY SAID, "MY HUSBAND REMINDED ME OF MENUDO.... TOO
    MUCH PANZA AND NOT ENOUGH CHILE."
    LOL GOODER HANDY MAN GREAT POST FER SURE

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    YEAH THOSE ARE PRETTY FUNNY
    THANX BUDDY !


    Quote Originally Posted by surfdaddy
    lmao ,
    Those were funny
    Good post dude









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    Roflmao !!!





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    THANX ARELLA
    GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT



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    Roflmao !!!









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    No Problem
    I went back and read them again
    and I'm still laughing




    Quote Originally Posted by handymanmike92683
    YEAH THOSE ARE PRETTY FUNNY

    THANX BUDDY !


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    GLAD YOU ENJOYED THEM
    THANX AGAIN



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    No Problem
    I went back and read them again
    and I'm still laughing









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    lmao!! my man has just the right amount of chile! lol










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    Well i just hope it dont come out
    the wrong end
    lmao



    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    lmao!! my man has just the right amount of chile! lol









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    Quote Originally Posted by handymanmike92683



    MEXICAN VIRGINS

    THERE WERE THREE YOUNG LADIES FROM MEXICO WHO GOT MARRIED ON THE
    SAME DAY.

    THEY HAPPENED TO MEET EACH OTHER THE FOLLOWING DAY, AND SINCE
    THEY WERE MARRIED AS VIRGINS, THEY DECIDED TO COMPARE NOTES ON THEIR
    FIRST SEXUAL ADVENTURE WITH THEIR HUSBANDS.


    THE FIRST ONE SAID, "SEX WITH MY HUSBAND WAS KIND OF LIKE GOING
    TO THE DENTIST WITH A BAD MOLAR... IT HURT REALLY BAD, BUT AT THE
    SAME TIME , I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO TAKE IT OUT."


    THE SECOND ONE SAID, "BEING WITH MY HUSBAND WAS LI KE DRINKING
    JOSE CUERVO.... AT FIRST I DIDN'T CARE FOR IT , BUT THE MORE I HAD,
    THE MORE I WANTED."


    THE LAST LADY SAID, "MY HUSBAND REMINDED ME OF MENUDO.... TOO
    MUCH PANZA AND NOT ENOUGH CHILE."

    LMAO..GREAT POST MIKE.








    "Every man gotta right to decide his own destiny."

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    Red face Yep. Sure Enough!

    mike. that was so funny. hugs sunny sky



    p.s. still can,t post new threads or posts. and i have done everything i was told to do. it doesn,t list me in the members pages. boo hoo




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    Lmao!!!


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    THANX JESSE
    GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT


    Quote Originally Posted by choirboy1823
    LMAO..GREAT POST MIKE.









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    I'M GLAD YOU GOT A LAUGH HUN
    SORRY TO HEAR YOUR HAVING
    PROBLEMS STILL
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    GIVE ME A HOLLAR


    Quote Originally Posted by sunny sky
    mike. that was so funny. hugs sunny sky



    p.s. still can,t post new threads or posts. and i have done everything i was told to do. it doesn,t list me in the members pages. boo hoo









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    Congrats On post of the day

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    how about a big weiner with that chile,and then a cumcicle for dessert
    where im goin is where i will be where im goin is where i will be

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    congrats on POD!

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    I don't get it
    LONG LIVE THE KING KENNY CHESNY!!!!

    AND HIS QUEEN REBA MCENTIRE!!!!

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