You have seen emoticon tits, and asses.
Now it is time for you to take a gander at the Penises...
8> A Cold dick
8===> A Hot dick
C==(( ) Cave man dick (side view)
( .|=|. ) Tit screwing
} Top view of a senior citizen's hard-on
:-) -: Smilie with an erection
:-( :- Impotent (Or let down).
:-( -8 Blue balls.
;-) o===8 Braggart.
:-\ 8o After a cold shower.
;-) ===8 Circumcised.
8-O --* Just before doubling over with pain.
:-) -^-: In need of some corrective surgery.
:-) :-... Taking a leak.
:-} -oo-: Taking matters into hand.
:-o ^^: After zipping up fly too fast.
B=D Short penis
B~~D Limp penis
B==Q Prince Albert penis
-> Teeny pee pee