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  1. 09-12-2005, 10:19 PM #1
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    Wink Cool Thing About Being A Man!

    1- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
    2- Your orgasms are real. Always.
    3- Your last name stays put.
    4- The garage is all yours.
    5- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    6- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
    7- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    8- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
    9- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
    10- Same work, more pay.
    11- Wrinkles add character.
    12- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments





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  2. 09-12-2005, 10:35 PM #2
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    True....but....I still want to be a woman...hehehehe


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  3. 09-12-2005, 10:48 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angels'mom
    True....but....I still want to be a woman...hehehehe
    Thanks hun! I appreciate it! Hugs!





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  4. 09-12-2005, 10:59 PM #4
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    lol
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  5. 09-12-2005, 11:01 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by demonfaerie
    lol
    Thanks Christina! Appreciate it! Hugs!





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  6. 09-12-2005, 11:02 PM #6
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    It all sounds good but I gotta agree with CS; I'd rather be a woman.

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  7. 09-12-2005, 11:05 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by wife
    It all sounds good but I gotta agree with CS; I'd rather be a woman.
    Thanks hun! Appreciate it! Hugs!





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  8. 09-12-2005, 11:16 PM #8
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    LOL! interesting!


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  9. 09-12-2005, 11:19 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by buttercups
    LOL! interesting!
    LOL! You know me I am always trying to keep things interesting! LOL! Thanks Hun! Hugs!





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  10. 09-12-2005, 11:36 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003
    LOL! You know me I am always trying to keep things interesting! LOL! Thanks Hun! Hugs!
    you always do!!


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  11. 09-12-2005, 11:39 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by buttercups
    you always do!!
    LMAO! Never a dull moment with me huh? LOL! Thanks hun! Hugs!





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  12. 09-12-2005, 11:40 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003
    LMAO! Never a dull moment with me huh? LOL! Thanks hun! Hugs!
    not since i knew you!lol


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  13. 09-12-2005, 11:44 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by buttercups
    not since i knew you!lol
    LMAO! You are so sweet! Thanks! Hugs!





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  14. 09-13-2005, 02:58 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003
    LMAO! You are so sweet! Thanks! Hugs!
    well not aaallllll the time! LOL!


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  15. 09-13-2005, 06:09 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by buttercups
    well not aaallllll the time! LOL!
    LOL! Whatever you say!





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  16. 09-14-2005, 08:41 AM #16
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    rotflmao!!!!


    Thank You Cynthia!!!




    Thank you Aurora!!
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  17. 09-14-2005, 08:59 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by dads540
    rotflmao!!!!
    Thank you Dan! I appreciate that!





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