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    Default I'm not saying she's easy but ...

    She's been on her knees more times than Billy Graham.

    She's been laid on more kitchen floors than linoleum.

    She's done more screwing than Black and Decker.

    She's responsible for more merry men than Robin Hood.

    She's turned more tricks than Harry Houdini.

    She's been boarded more times than Amtrak.

    She's been mounted more often than Trigger.

    She's been involved with more animals than Marlin Perkins.

    She's entertained more troops than Bob Hope.

    She's been at more bedsides than Dr. Kildare.

    She's been turned more ways than Rubik's Cube.

    She's spent more time under men than barstools.

    She's seen more traffic than the George Washington Bridge.

    She's had more turnovers than the International House of Pancakes.

    She's been under more sheets than the Ku Klux Klan.

    She's had more marines land on her than on Iwo Jima.

    Her body has been declared a national recreation area.

    Her diaphragms come with a service contract.

    She has an IUD with a beeper.

    She uses industrial strength douche.

    Her gynecologist entered her in the Grand Canyon look-alike contest.

    Her underwear is by Rubbermaid.

    Her pantyhose has a pet door.

    She was hospitalized for six months when a truck driver mistook her
    for the Holland Tunnel.










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    LMAO! i think it is safe to say she is EASY! good one squirt!



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    Quote Originally Posted by buttercups
    LMAO! i think it is safe to say she is EASY! good one squirt!
    the industrial strength douche made me lose it lol

    ... thank you sweetie!










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    the industrial strength douche made me lose it lol

    ... thank you sweetie!
    LMAO! yeah that was good!



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    I'm not easy ... just easy going lol










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    Default Easy?

    I'm not easy either - I'm HARD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixsurguy
    I'm not easy either - I'm HARD.
    but not difficult ... lol :p










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    Default Oh yeah??

    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    but not difficult ... lol :p

    Ok, ok, ok - who told on me?

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    OMG! THOSE ARE ALL AWESOME! TOO FUNNY! EWE! NOW THAT'S THE KIND OF GAL THAT GIVES NICE CLEAN NAUGHTY GIRLS LIKE US A BAD NAME! YIKE, THE GRAND CANYON! LMAO![QUOTE]
    She has an IUD with a beeper.
    THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES! LMAO!!!

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    [QUOTE=CATWOMANVIXEN]
    OMG! THOSE ARE ALL AWESOME! TOO FUNNY! EWE! NOW THAT'S THE KIND OF GAL THAT GIVES NICE CLEAN NAUGHTY GIRLS LIKE US A BAD NAME! YIKE, THE GRAND CANYON! LMAO!
    She has an IUD with a beeper.
    THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES! LMAO!!!

    oh cat, oh holy shit ... ROTFLMAO!

    ... there IS a big difference beteen being naughty and being easy! lmao!











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