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    Default If my pussy was out to sea ...

    A lady walks into a bar and walks up to the first man she sees and asked, "I'll give you $500.00 if you can make my rhyme rhyme with yours ..."

    Well the guy thinks why not, how hard can it be? "Okay" he replied.


    If my pussy was out to sea how would you bring it back to me?

    The lady waits for an answer.

    "Well you got me ... Here ..." says the old man in anger. So he gives her the $500.00.

    She walks up to the next man and asked him "I'll give you $500.00 dollars if you can make your rhyme rhyme with mine. Wanna try?"

    He says "Sure little lady ..."

    "Okay ..."


    If my pussy was out to sea how would you bring it back to me?

    The guy thought about it and cannot figure it out for anything ... So he then gives her the $500.00.

    Well she goes to every man in the bar until she gets to the last man and asks ...


    If my pussy was out to sea how would you bring it back to me?

    The guy looked at her, laughed and says ...

    If that shall ever come to pass
    I'll put my balls upon your ass,
    turn my dick into an oar,
    and paddle your pussy back to shore......










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    LMAO! he was clever! she still made out though!!



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    Lmao!


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    Quote Originally Posted by buttercups
    LMAO! he was clever! she still made out though!!
    yep ... at $500 a .. head ... lmao!










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    Quote Originally Posted by wife
    Lmao!
    I'm so glad you laughed wife! lmao!










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    A lady walks into a bar and walks up to the first man she sees and asked, "I'll give you $500.00 if you can make my rhyme rhyme with yours ..."

    Well the guy thinks why not, how hard can it be? "Okay" he replied.


    If my pussy was out to sea how would you bring it back to me?

    The lady waits for an answer.

    "Well you got me ... Here ..." says the old man in anger. So he gives her the $500.00.

    She walks up to the next man and asked him "I'll give you $500.00 dollars if you can make your rhyme rhyme with mine. Wanna try?"

    He says "Sure little lady ..."

    "Okay ..."


    If my pussy was out to sea how would you bring it back to me?

    The guy thought about it and cannot figure it out for anything ... So he then gives her the $500.00.

    Well she goes to every man in the bar until she gets to the last man and asks ...


    If my pussy was out to sea how would you bring it back to me?

    The guy looked at her, laughed and says ...

    If that shall ever come to pass
    I'll put my balls upon your ass,
    turn my dick into an oar,
    and paddle your pussy back to shore......
    ROFLMAO! Smart man! Good one!






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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003
    ROFLMAO! Smart man! Good one!
    do you have a rhyme to rhyme with mine? lol the prize is not $500 ...










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    LMAO!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanadianBabe
    LMAO!!
    that's the same reaction I had! lmao!










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    Well...I guess we're stuck in neutral.

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    I'm fixin ta change that ... lmao!










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    But, I'm afraid...my gears are stuck in neutral.

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    well apparently it didn't work lol bummer, need another angle ... lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    yep ... at $500 a .. head ... lmao!
    it must be damn good head!!!!



    IN LOVE WITH THE "QUEEN" SINCE I MET HER IN 2005!!!!






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    Quote Originally Posted by tumbleweed11855
    it must be damn good head!!!!
    the best sweetheart ... the best! lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    A lady walks into a bar and walks up to the first man she sees and asked, "I'll give you $500.00 if you can make my rhyme rhyme with yours ..."

    Well the guy thinks why not, how hard can it be? "Okay" he replied.


    If my pussy was out to sea how would you bring it back to me?

    The lady waits for an answer.

    "Well you got me ... Here ..." says the old man in anger. So he gives her the $500.00.

    She walks up to the next man and asked him "I'll give you $500.00 dollars if you can make your rhyme rhyme with mine. Wanna try?"

    He says "Sure little lady ..."

    "Okay ..."


    If my pussy was out to sea how would you bring it back to me?

    The guy thought about it and cannot figure it out for anything ... So he then gives her the $500.00.

    Well she goes to every man in the bar until she gets to the last man and asks ...


    If my pussy was out to sea how would you bring it back to me?

    The guy looked at her, laughed and says ...

    If that shall ever come to pass
    I'll put my balls upon your ass,
    turn my dick into an oar,
    and paddle your pussy back to shore......

    Hahahaha!!!

    Women love that poetry stuff....LOL

    So,uh....Squirt.....you'll let me know if yours ever gets out to sea, won't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Itsnotgonnaspankitself...
    Hahahaha!!!

    Women love that poetry stuff....LOL

    So,uh....Squirt.....you'll let me know if yours ever gets out to sea, won't you?
    is there no prince charming out there who can rhyme my rhyme?

    and I had such high ... hopes for you spanky! lol










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    my lusty harpoon tried and true
    will bring your pussy back to view

    and what you thought was lost at sea
    is cumming home safe with me







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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly777


    my lusty harpoon tried and true
    will bring your pussy back to view

    and what you thought was lost at sea
    is cumming home safe with me
    I no sooner get the words out of my mouth and a prince appears! lol in search of the reward offered in exchange for his words ...










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    do you have a rhyme to rhyme with mine? lol the prize is not $500 ...
    LOL! I could come up with one I guess! LOL!






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