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10. If the date goes bad, changing your Screen Name is easier then changing your real name.
9. Bathing, dressing, supplying atmosphere is optional. 8. If you get drunk and blackout, you only wake up next to a keyboard. 7. You can exercise your offensive habits without embarrassing yourself. 6. Viagra! Who needs Viagra? 5. Your partner could have more of a personality than your inflatable friends. 4. Three words: No shotgun weddings. 3. All guys look like George Clooney and all women like Pamela Anderson. 2. They never have to know you live in your parents basement. 1. If you catch a virus, only your computer dies.
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No wet spot on the bed (assuming that you don't have your 'puter in the bed with you and if you did, that might be dangerous. Hate to see it short out from an unidentified liquid). hehehehe
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GOOD ONE SQUIRT. REAL GOOD ONE. HAHAHA HUGS SUNNY SKY
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