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Old 03-28-2008, 08:39 PM   #1011 (permalink)
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YOU are the one who deserves all the credit....YOU heard the song, YOU brought it to my attention, I love the song and you are calling me a sweetheart? how do you think I feel right now, I can't think of anything to say that would describe how I feel right now, dammit! sniffs and wipes eyes
it was just timing lol you coulda' been the first to hear it lol yes, you ARE a sweetheart and you melt my heart! muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:17 PM   #1012 (permalink)
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She hosts a T.V. show--she rides the rodeo
She plays the bass in a band
She's an astronaut--
a valet at the parking lot
A farmer working the land
She is a champion--she gets the gold
She's a ballerina--the star of the show

She's--not--just a pretty face
She's--got--everything it takes
She has a fashion line--
a journalist for "Time"
Coaches a football team
She's a geologist--a romance novelist
She is a mother of three
She is a soldier--she is a wife
She is a surgeon--she'll save your life

She's--not--just a pretty face
She's--got--everything it takes
She's--mother--of the human race
She's--not--just a pretty face

Oh, oh, yeah
Oh na, na, na, na.....
She is your waitress--she is your judge--
she is your teacher
She is every woman in the world

Oh, la, la, la
She flies an airplane--
she dirve a subway train
At night she pumps gasoline
She's on the council--she's on the board
She's a politician--she praises the Lord

No, she's not
just a pretty face
She's got -- everything it takes
She's--not--just a pretty face
She's got everything it takes
She's not just a pretty face


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Old 04-06-2008, 10:35 PM   #1013 (permalink)
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I'm lookin' for a lover
Who can rev his little engine up
He can have a '55 Chevy
Or a fancy little pick-up truck
If he's got a cool Cadillac
With a jacuzzi in the back I'm in, oh yeah
'Cause I'm a classy little chassis
Who's a-huntin' for a heart to win
Oh, but if you wanna win it
There's no speed limit
Just go faster, faster, don't be slow
Rev it up, rev it up 'til your engine blows

You win my love
You win my soul
You win my heart
Yeah, you get it all
You win my love
You make my motor run
You win my love, yeah you're number one

Oh, I'm a crazy little lady yeah the kind you just can't slow down
Oh no
I need a '65 cylinder racy little run around town
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Oh, but if you wanna win it
Babe, there's no speed limit
Just go faster, faster and don't be slow
Rev it up, rev it up 'til your engine blows

You win my love
You win my soul
You win my heart
Yeah, you get it all
You win my love
You make my motor run
You win my love, yeah you're number one

I want a heartbreak Harley
A full of steam dream machine
Or just a little late night
Sexy long stretch limousine

Oh, but if you wanna win it
Babe, there's no speed limit
Just go faster, faster, don't be slow
Rev it up, rev it up 'til your engine blows

You win my love
You win my soul
You win my heart
Yeah, you get it all
You win my love
You make my motor run
You win my love, yeah you're number one

You win my love ...


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Old 04-17-2008, 09:05 PM   #1014 (permalink)
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Since the day I was led to temptation
And in weakess did let your love down
I have prayed that with time and compassion
You'd come -- around
And I keep waiting for you to forgive me
You keep saying you can't even start
And I feel like a stone you have picked up and thrown
To the hard rock bottom of your heart
To the hard rock bottom of your heart
Now, this home we have built is still standing
It's foundation is on solid ground
Do we roll up our sleeves and repain it?
Or burn it down?
And I keep waiting for you to forgive me
But you keep saying you can't even start
And I feel like a stone you have picked up and thrown
To the hard rock bottom of your heart
To the hard rock bottom of your heart
We can't just block it out
We've got to talk it out
Until our hearts get back in touch
I need your love I miss it
I can't go on like this
It hurts too much
I keep waiting for you to forgive me
You keep saying you can't even start
And I feel like a stone you have picked up and thrown
To the hard rock bottom of your heart
To the hard rock bottom of your heart
To the hard rock bottom of your heart
To the hard rock bottom -- of your heart


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Old 04-23-2008, 11:29 PM   #1015 (permalink)
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If I told you it was all meant to be,
Would you believe me
Would you agree
It's almost that feeling that we met before
So tell me that you don't think I'm crazy
When I tell you love has come here and now

A moment like this
Some people wait a lifetime
For a moment like this
Some people search forever
For that one special kiss
Oh I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this.

Everything changes but beauty remains
Something so tender
I can't explain
Well I may be dreaming but till I awake
Can we make this dream last forever
And I'll cherish all the love we share

A moment like this
Some people wait a lifetime
For a moment like this
Some people search forever
For that one special kiss
Oh I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this

Could this be the greatest love of all
I wanna know that you will catch me when I fall
So let me tell you this
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this

Some people wait a lifetime
For the moment like this
Some people search forever
For that one special kiss
Oh I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this

Oh Oh like this

Oh Oh Oh Oh
Some people search forever, oh yeah yeah
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this

Oh like this


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Old 05-01-2008, 02:00 PM   #1016 (permalink)
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There's a reason
for the sunshine day,
There's a reason
why I'm feelin' so high
Must be the season
When that love light shines all around us
So let that feeling
grad you deep inside
and send you reeling
where your love can't hide
and then go stealing
throught the summer nights
with your lover
Just let your love flow
like a mountain stream
and let your love grow
with the smallest of dreams
and let your love show
And you'll know what I mean
it's the season
Let your love fly
like a bird on the wing
And let your love bind you
to all living things
and let your love shine
and you'll know what I mean
that's the reason
There's a reason
for the warm sweet nights
There's a reason
for the candle lights
Must be the season
when those love rites shine all around us
So let the wonder
take you into space
and lay you under
its loving embrace
feel the thunder
as it warms your face
you can't hold back
ust let your love flow
like a mountain stream
and let your love grow
with the smallest of dreams
and let your love show
And you'll know what I mean
it's the season
Let your love fly
like a bird on the wing
And let your love bind you
to all living things
and let your love shine
and you'll know what I mean
that's the reason


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Old 05-10-2008, 10:23 PM   #1017 (permalink)
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Your down on your luck
You just lost your truck
You cant afford another beer
Your credit cards don’t work
Whole world thinks you’re a jerk
You wondering how you wound up here

It wouldn’t been cheaper to keep her around
It wouldn’t been better to let her keep you down
Living with a crazy wife beats an empty bank account
It wouldn’t been cheaper to keep her around

Now your sleeping on the couch
at your best friends house watching Colombo
Eating cold pizza in your underwear
Just remember I told ya so

It wouldn’t been cheaper to keep her around
It wouldn’t been better to let her keep you down
Living with a crazy wife beats an empty bank account
It woulda been cheaper to keep her around

So if you’re thinking about saying adios
Well, take it from the fool who knows
She’s gonna serve ya papers
make ya pay through the nose
and when her lawyer gets through with you
you’ll have to move to Mexico

It wouldn’t been cheaper to keep her around
It wouldn’t been better to let her keep you down
Living with a crazy wife beats living with an empty bank account

It woulda been cheaper to keep her around
It woulda been cheaper to keep her around


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Old 05-16-2008, 01:23 PM   #1018 (permalink)
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Well it's been a hard week
Chasing down these miles
and tryin desperately
to find a reason to smile
it's spend some time now
long overdue I know
So baby put on your favorite dress
and just let go

and we'll go downtown
stop at the first bar we see
yeah we can throw 'em down
aw baby just you and me
we'll shoot the lights out
so no one else can see
yeah we'll close our eyes
and wish it was like it used to be

you know everybody falls
when the wolf comes to your front door
those big shots, man they got it all
all they wnat it more
I'd spend my last dime
to see you smile tonight
tell me baby what can I do
help me get this right

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Hope is an anchor, and love is a ship
Time is the ocean and life is a trip
You don't know where you're going
Til you know where you're at
And if you can't read the stars
Well you better have a map
A compass and a conscience
so you don't get lost at sea
Around some lonely island, no one wants to be

From the beginning of creation, I think our maker had plan
For us to leave these shores and sail beyond the sand
And let the good light guide to the waves and the wind
To the beaches and a world where have never been
And we'll climb upon a mountain, y'all we'll let our voices ring
Those who've never tried IT, they'll be the first to sing

Woah My My
I'll see you on the other side
If I make it
And it might be a long hard ride
But I'm gonna take it
Sometimes it seems I don't have a prayer
Let the weather take me anywhere
But I know I wanna go
Where the streets are gold
Cause you'll be there

Oh my my

You don't bring nothing with you here
And you can't take nothing back
I ain't never seen a hearse, with a luggage rack
So I've torn my knees from praying
Scarred my back from falling down
Spent so much time flying high, til I'm face first in the ground
So if you're up there watching me, can you talk to God and say,
Tell him I might need a hand to see YOU BOTH someday


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