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Old 08-03-2008, 11:24 AM   #1041 (permalink)
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lmfao ... that was bloody hilarious, Tony!
it's really, really, REALLY good to see you!!!
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Old 08-03-2008, 12:07 PM   #1043 (permalink)
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YouTube - Chuck Wicks - Stealing Cinderella

I came to see her daddy for sit down man to man
It wasn't any secret I'd be asking for her hand
I guess that's why he left me waiting in the living room by myself
with at least a dozen pictures of her sitting on a shelf

She was playin' Cinderella
She was riding her first bike
Bouncing on the bed and looking for a pillow fight
Running through the sprinkler with a big popsicle grin
Dancing with her dad, looking up at him
In her eyes I'm Prince Charming
But to him I'm just some fella
riding in and stealing Cinderella

I leaned in towards those pictures to get a better look at one
When I heard a voice behind me say "Now, ain't she something, son?"
I said "Yes, she quite a woman"
and he just stared at me
Then I realized that in his eyes she would always be

Playin' Cinderella
Riding her first bike
Bouncing on the bed and looking for a pillow fight
Running through the sprinkler with a big popsicle grin
Dancing with her dad, looking up at him
In her eyes I'm Prince Charming
But to him I'm just some fella
riding in and stealing Cinderella

He slapped me on the shoulder
Then he called her in the room
When she threw her arms around him
That's when I could see it too

She was playin' Cinderella
Riding her first bike
Bouncing on the bed and looking for a pillow fight
Running through the sprinkler with a big popsicle grin
Dancing with her dad, looking up at him
If he gives me a hard time
I can't blame the fella
I'm the one who's stealing Cinderella
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Old 08-07-2008, 01:27 PM   #1044 (permalink)
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Let's Roll the windows down turn the radio up
Let the wind blow through our hair
Love is reckless, lets get reckless tonight

There ain't nothing out here but a big, tall Texas sky
There's a red sun painted across the pond tonight
Well your daddy's got plans for you
And mine thinks I'm at school
They say it's reckless to chase a dream
But this town's got nothing for you and me

Let's roll the windows down turn the radio up
Let the wind blow through our hair
There's a moon tonight and a road outside
Baby we're gettin' out of here
I could care less where it leads us
Love is reckless, let's get reckless tonight

Let's take my Thunderbird and leave tonight
I'll keep the pedal to the floor until we see morning light
They can't live our lives for us
If we let 'em we'll lose our love
And love dies hard in this Texas sun
I'd rather be reckless and on the run

Let's roll the windows down turn the radio up
Let the wind blow through our hair
There's a moon tonight and a road outside
Baby we're gettin' out of here
I could care less where it leads us
Love is reckless, let's get reckless tonight

When you're crazy in love you gotta take a chance
Burn the bridge and don't look back

Turn the radio up roll the windows down
Let the wind blow through our hair
There's a moon tonight and a road outside
Baby we're gettin' out of here

Roll the windows down, turn the radio up
Love is reckless, let's get reckless
Let's get reckless ...


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Old 08-08-2008, 12:21 AM   #1045 (permalink)
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As I sit here surrounded
By people and lights
Alone with my drink at the bar
You been here forever...
So clear in my mind...
I just don't know where you are
I know I'll find you...
But, girl till I do...
This is my love song for you

You might be hundreds...
Or more miles away
Or you might be just down the street
But there'll be a hunger...
Deep in your eyes
That I'll recognize when we meet
It might take hours...
Or it might take years...
But this is the song you will hear

Let's hold hands on the porch swing...
Under the moon
While the wind through the willows...
Plays us a tune
We can lie on a blanket...
Out back in the yard
And wish for our future...
On a faraway star
You'll feel the passion...
As time after time...
I press your sweet lips to mine
We can dance to the radio...
Right up till dawn...
Till you drift off to dream...
In my arms

And you'll feel the passion...
As time after time
I press your sweet lips to mine...
We can dance to the radio...
Right up till dawn...
Till you drift off to dream...
In my arms


YouTube - Travis Tritt - Drift off to Dream (live acoustic)
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Old 08-11-2008, 10:35 PM   #1046 (permalink)
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I spent half my life on bended knee
Begging somebody to change
And the other half prayin' to God
That they never would
And all it got me was twice as lost
When it all turned out the same
But all that beggin' finally did somebody good
I used to dream all night
Of a day that was gone
But come the morning light
Forever from now on
Gonna do my dreaming with my eyes wide open
I'll do my looking back
With my eyes closed
We can do some living
Or spend our whole life hopin'
In the end we're left with
The one we chose
So I'll do my dreaming with my eyes wide open
Every time the world moved on
I fell a little further behind
From running back or following someone home
Until I learned that one step forward
Will take you further on
Than a thousand back or a million that ain't
Your ownI used to dream all night
Of a day that was gone
But come the morning light
Forever from now on
Gonna do my dreaming with my eyes wide open
I'll do my looking back
With my eyes closed
We can do some living
Or spend our whole life hopin´
In the end we´re left with
The one we chose
So I'll do my dreaming with my eyes wide open
We can do some living
Or spend our whole life hopin'
In the end we're left with
The one we chose
So I'll do my dreaming with my eyes wide open
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Old 08-12-2008, 10:39 PM   #1047 (permalink)
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That anchor man
says the fight began
somewhere in the Middle East
The world prays for peace
There's a single mom
just got laid off when she lost a job
to some foreign hands
in some faraway land
Last night in Oklahoma
some twister took thirteen
and they're praying that they find
the missing three
God must be busy

That highway sign
went from slow ahead
to traffic's dead
Thought it couldn't get worse
than that Amber Alert
They say she's 4
Colorado plates, headed out-of-state
in a Chevy van
It's hard to understand
You can see it in the faces
of all those highway strangers
they're praying that God
keeps that girl from danger
God must be busy

And I know in the big picture
I'm just a speck of sand
and God's got better things to do
than look out for one man
I know he's heard my prayers
cause he hears everything
he just ain't answered back
or he'd bring you back to me
God must be busy

That evening news
Ain't much changed
pretty much the same
since I left home
Yeah that war's still on
They found that little girl
She was soaking wet
half scared to death
on the side of some road
Them prayers work, you know
And the Bloods and Cripps are at it
and there's a killer drought down south
and old folks can't afford the drugs
they can't live with out
God must be busy

And I know in the big picture
I'm just a speck of sand
and God's got better things to do
than look out for one man
I know he's heard my prayers
cause he hears everything
he just ain't answered back
or he'd bring you back to me
God must be busy

That anchorman
says the fightings worse
cities burn in the Middle East
[The] world prays for peace


YouTube - Brooks & Dunn sings "God Must Be Busy" - 7B/16
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Old 08-13-2008, 08:47 PM   #1048 (permalink)
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As the midnight moon, was drifting through
The lazy sway of the trees
I saw the look in your eyes, lookin' into mine
Seeing what you wanted to see
Darlin' don't say a word, cause I already heard
What your body's sayin' to mine
I'm tired of fast moves
I've got a slow groove ...
On my mind

I want a man with a slow hand
I want a lover with an easy touch
I want somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
I want somebody who will understand
When it comes to love, I want a slow hand

On shadowed ground, with no one around
And a blanket of stars in our eyes
We are drifting free, like two lost leaves
On the crazy wind of the night
Darlin', don't say a word, 'cause I already heard
What your body's sayin' to mine
If I want it all night
You say it's alright
We got the time

'Cause I got a man with a slow hand
I got a lover with an easy touch
I found somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
I found somebody who will understand
When it comes to love, I want a slow hand

If I want it all night
Please say it's alright
It's not a fast move
But a slow groove
On my mind

'Cause I got a man with a slow hand
I got a lover with an easy touch
I found somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
I found somebody who will understand
When it comes to love, I want a slow hand


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We all think we’re special
And I hate to have to say
There’s a bunch of us on every corner
Of any town U.S.A.
We all got our problems
We all pay our dues
So if you’re thinking no one understands
I’ve got news for you

We’re all in this together
Whether we like it or not
So we might as well have a good time
Wit the little piece of time we got
Life’s too short to fuss and fight
So we might as well be friends
‘Cause we’re all in this together
Together till the bitter end

Everybody’s angry
Everybody’s scared
Everybody wants to feel
Like somebody cares
You ain’t got to love nobody
Or like ‘em as a matter of fact
But we’re all in this together
And tonight I got your back


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Old 08-14-2008, 04:10 PM   #1050 (permalink)
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THIS YEARS TOP COUNTRY SONGS ...


17. I Hate Every Bone in her Body but Mine

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Ae So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number #1 country song is. . . .

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few!
She got the mine and I got the shaft.
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