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Old 03-03-2006, 06:43 AM   #101 (permalink)
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Brian Adams - Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman Lyrics
To really love a woman,
To understand her,
You've got to know her deep inside
Hear every thought,
See every dream,
And give her wings when she wants to fly
Then when you find yourself lying helpless in her arms,
You know you really love a woman

CHORUS:

When you love a woman,
You tell her that she's really wanted
When you love a woman,
You tell her that she's the one
She needs somebody, to tell her that it's gonna last forever
{2nd}(She needs somebody, to tell her that you'll always be
together)
So tell me have you ever really...really, really ever loved a
woman

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Old 03-03-2006, 12:58 PM   #102 (permalink)
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I love bryan adams angel!!! well most of his stuff anyways ... lol

Damn these old wheels
Rolling too slow
I stare down this white line
There's so far to go
Headlights keep coming
Loneliness humming along
Who poured this rain
Who made these clouds
I stare through this windshield
Thinking out loud
Time keeps on crawling
Love keeps on calling me home
I'd jump all these mountains and take to the skies
Sail through the heavens with stars in my eyes

If my heart had wings
I would fly to you and lie
Beside you as you dream
If my heart had wings

We both committed
We both agreed
You do what you have to to get what you need


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Old 03-04-2006, 09:15 PM   #103 (permalink)
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There's so many things, I didn't say
And even though It may be too late
I want you to know I still love you so
Every car I meet Looks like your car
Every movie I see You play the leading part
You're on my mind Can't leave you behind

When I close my eyes You're all I see
In the dark of night You're in my dreams
Throughout the day You're easy to find
You're always there When I close my eyes

In my mind I know You're far away
But here in my heart Nothing has changed
I'm still holdin' you Like I used to
On a busy street In a crowded room
Wherever I go It's just me and you
Together again Girl it never ends

When I close my eyes You're all I see
In the dark of night You're in my dreams
Throughout the day You're easy to find
You're always there When I close my eyes

You're always there When I close my eyes
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Old 03-05-2006, 03:16 PM   #104 (permalink)
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*UP WHERE WE BELONG*

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Who knows what tomorrow brings
In a world, few hearts survive
All I know is the way I feel
When it's real, I keep it alive
The road is long, there are mountains in our way
But we climb a step every day

Love lift us up where we belong
Where the eagles cry on a mountain high
Love lift us up where we belong
Far from the world we know,
up where the clear winds blow

Some hang on to "used to be"
Live their lives, looking behind
All we have is here and now
All our life, out there to find
The road is long, there are mountains in our way,
But we climb them a step every day

Time goes by
No time to cry
Life's you and I Alive, today
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Old 03-05-2006, 04:27 PM   #105 (permalink)
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" How Can I love You, if You Won't Lie Down"
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Old 03-05-2006, 06:39 PM   #106 (permalink)
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" How Can I love You, if You Won't Lie Down"
lmao!!! makes it pretty damn difficult! lmao!!!

I really do, appreciate, the fact you're sittin here
Your voice sounds so wonderful, but your face don't look so clear
So barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew,
Honey why don't we get drunk, and screw?

Why don't we get drunk, and screw?
I just bought a waterbed, it's filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen,
Honey I don't think that's true,
So why don't we get drunk, and screw?

Why don't we get drunk, and screw?
I just bought a waterbed, it's filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen,
Honey I don't think that's true,
So why don't we get drunk, and screw, Yeah now baby, I said
Why don't we get drunk, and screw


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lmao!!! makes it pretty damn difficult! lmao!!!

I really do, appreciate, the fact you're sittin here
Your voice sounds so wonderful, but your face don't look so clear
So barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew,
Honey why don't we get drunk, and screw?

Why don't we get drunk, and screw?
I just bought a waterbed, it's filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen,
Honey I don't think that's true,
So why don't we get drunk, and screw?

Why don't we get drunk, and screw?
I just bought a waterbed, it's filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen,
Honey I don't think that's true,
So why don't we get drunk, and screw, Yeah now baby, I said
Why don't we get drunk, and screw


A good Screw and fix a lot of things LOL and the longer the better LOL
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Old 03-05-2006, 11:12 PM   #108 (permalink)
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A good Screw and fix a lot of things LOL and the longer the better LOL
most definitely!!! lol

Well it's Sunday Mornin'
And the sun in shinin'
In my eye that is open
And my head is spinnin'
Was the life of the party
I can't stop grinnin'
I had to much Tequila last night

Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start a fight?

Now wait a minute
Things don't look too familiar
Who is this cowboy
Who's sleepin' beside me?
He's awful cute, but how'd I
Get his shirt on?
I had to much Tequila last night

Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start a fight?

All those little shooters
How I love to drink 'em down
Come on bartender
Let's have another round
Well the music is playing
And my spirits are high
Tomorrow might be painful
But tonight we're gonna fly

Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Every time we get together
I sure have a good time
You're my friend
You're the best
Mi amigo
(Tequila)

Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine


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Old 03-05-2006, 11:19 PM   #109 (permalink)
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There'll be no strings to bind your hands
Not if my love can't bind your heart.
And there's no need to take a stand
For it was I who chose to start.
I see no need to take me home,
I'm old enough to face the dawn.

Just call me angel of the morning ANGEL
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
Just call me angel of the morning ANGEL
then slowly turn away from me.

Maybe the sun's light will be dim
And it won't matter anyhow.
If morning's echo says we've sinned,
Well, it was what I wanted now.
And if we're the victims of the night,
I won't be blinded by light.

Just call me angel of the morning ANGEL
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
Just call me angel of the morning ANGEL
Then slowly turn away,
I won't beg you to stay with me
Through the tears of the day,
Of the years, baby baby baby.
Just call me angel of the morning ANGEL
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
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Is There Life Out There



She married when she was twenty
She thought she was ready
Now she's not so sure
She thought she'd done some living
But now she's just wonderin'
What she's living for
Now she's feeling that there's something more

Is there life out there
So much she hasn't done
Is there life beyond
Her family and her home
She's done what she should
Should she do what she dares
She doesn't want to leave
She's just wonderin
Is there life out there

She's always lived for tomorrow
She's never learned how
To live for today
She's dyin' to try something foolish
Do something crazy
Or just get away
Something for herself for a change

Is there life out there
So much she hasn't done
Is there life beyond
Her family and her home
She's done what she should
Should she do what she dares
She doesn't want to leave
She's just wonderin
Is there life out there

There's a place in the sun that she's never been
Where life is fair and time is a friend
Would she do it the same as she did back then
She looks out the window and wonders again

Is there life out there
So much she hasn't done
Is there life beyond
Her family and her home
She's done what she should
Should she do what she dares
She doesn't want to leave
She's just wonderin
Is there life out there
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