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Old 11-02-2009, 01:18 AM   #2051 (permalink)
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Default I LOVE this performance!!! lol *big sigh*

In another's eyes I'm someone who
Loves her enough to walk away from you
I'd never cheat and I would never lie
In another's eyes, yeah

In another's eyes I can do no wrong
And he believes in me and his faith is strong
I'd never fall or even compromise
In another's eyes, mmh

In another's eyes I'm afraid that I can't see
This picture perfect portrait that they paint of me
They don't realize and I pray they never do
'Cause every time I look I'm seein' you
In another's eyes

In another's eyes starin' back at me
I see a sinkin' soul tryin' desperately
To turn the tide before it dies
In another's eyes, yeah

And what they don't see
what is killing me
It's blessing and a curse
That love is blind

'Cause in another's eyes I'm afraid that I can't see
This picture perfect portrait that they paint of me
And they don't realize and I pray to God they never do
'Cause every time I look I'm seein' you
In another's eyes
In another's eyes
In another's eyes


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Old 11-02-2009, 01:30 AM   #2052 (permalink)
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Default a fun one to sing ♥

How do I love you
Well let me see
I love you like a lyric loves a melody
Baby, completely
Wrapped up in you

How do I need you
Can't you tell
I need you like a penny
Needs a wishing well
Baby, completely
Wrapped up in you

Every now and then
When the world
That were living in is crazy
You gladly hold me and carry me through
No one in the world has ever done
What you did for me
And I'd be sad and lonely
If there were no you

Well how do I love you
Let me count the ways
There ain't no number high enough
To end this phrase
Baby, completely
Wrapped up in you

Every now and then
When the world
That were living in is crazy
You gladly hold me and carry me through
No one in the world has ever done
What you did for me
And I'd be sad and lonely
If there were no you

How do I love you
Well don't you know
I love you bout as deep
As any love can grow
Baby, completely
Wrapped up in you

Baby, completely
Wrapped up in you


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Old 11-03-2009, 12:16 AM   #2053 (permalink)
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Default we're havin' potpourri tonight lol

Starry, starry night
Paint your palette blue and grey
Look out on a summer's day
With eyes that know the darkness in my soul
Shadows on the hills
Sketch the trees and daffodils
Catch the breeze and the winter chills
In colours on the snowy linen land

Now I understand
What you tried to say to me
And how you suffered for your sanity
And how you tried to set them free
They would not listen
They did not know how
Perhaps they'll listen now

Starry, starry night
Flaming flowers that brightly blaze
Swirling clouds and violet haze
Reflect in Vincent's eyes of china blue
Colours changing hue
Morning fields of amber grain
Weathered faces lined in pain
Are soothed beneath the artists' loving hand

Now I understand
What you tried to say to me
And how you suffered for your sanity
And how you tried to set them free
They would not listen
They did not know how
Perhaps they'll listen now

For they could not love you
But still your love was true
And when no hope was left inside
On that starry, starry night
You took your life as lovers often do
But I could have told you Vincent
This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you

Like the strangers that you've met
The ragged men in ragged clothes
The silver thorn of bloody rose
Lie crushed and broken on the virgin snow

Now I think I know
What you tried to say to me
And how you suffered for your sanity
And how you tried to set them free
They would not listen
They're not listening still
Perhaps they never will


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Old 11-03-2009, 12:40 AM   #2054 (permalink)
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Default just cuz I wanna hear it 'gin! lol ♥♥♥

Baby lock the door and turn the lights down low
Put some music on that's soft and slow
Baby we ain't got no place to go
I hope you understand

I've been thinking 'bout this all day long
Never felt a feeling quite this strong
I can't believe how much it turns me on
Just to be your man

There's no hurry
Don't you worry
We can take our time
Come a little closer
Lets go over
What I had in mind

Baby lock the door and turn the lights down low
Put some music on that's soft and slow
Baby we ain't got no place to go
I hope you understand

I've been thinking 'bout this all day long
Never felt a feeling quite this strong
I can't believe how much it turns me on
Just to be your man

Ain't nobody ever love nobody
The way that I love you
We're alone now
You don't know how
Long I've wanted to

Lock the door and turn the lights down low
Put some music on that's soft and slow
Baby we ain't got no place to go
I hope you understand

I've been thinking 'bout this all day long
never felt a feeling that was quite this strong
I can't believe how much it turns me on
Just to be your man
I Can't believe how much it turns me on
Just to be your man


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Old 11-03-2009, 12:53 AM   #2055 (permalink)
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Default guess I'm feelin' romantic lol *blush*

We were both young, when I first saw you
I close my eyes and the flashback starts
I'm standing there, on a balcony of summer air

I see the lights; see the party, the ball gowns
I see you make your way through the crowd
You say hello, little did I know...

That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles
And my daddy said "stay away from Juliet"
And I was crying on the staircase
begging you please don't go...
And I said...

Romeo take me somewhere, we can be alone
I'll be waiting; all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby, just say yes

So I sneak out to the garden to see you
We keep quiet, because we're dead if they knew
So close your eyes...escape this town for a little while
Oh, Ohhh

Cause you were Romeo - I was a scarlet letter
And my daddy said "stay away from Juliet"
but you were everything to me
I was begging you, please don't go
And I said...

Romeo take me somewhere, we can be alone
I'll be waiting; all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby, just say yes

Romeo save me, they're trying to tell me how to feel
This love is difficult, but it's real
Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess
It's a love story, baby, just say yes
Oh, Ohhh

I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you were ever coming around
My faith in you was fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town
And I said...

Romeo save me, I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting, for you but you never come
Is this in my head, I don't know what to think
He kneels to the ground and pulled out a ring and said...

Marry me Juliet, you'll never have to be alone
I love you, and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad-you'll pick the white dress
It's a love story, baby just say...yes
Oh, Ohhh, Oh, Oh, Ohhh

We were both young when I first saw you


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Old 11-04-2009, 12:11 AM   #2056 (permalink)
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When I look into your soft green eyes
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you slip off your dress
I'm reminded what I feel for you
Will remain strong and true
Long after the pleasures of the flesh

Then I'll go on loving you
I'll go on loving you
I'll go on loving you

Me in the rain or the wind
Or the moon up in the sky
The spin of the earth or the change of the tide
I don't know what brought us together
What strange forces of nature
Conspire to construct the present
From the past

Then I'll go on loving you
I'll go on loving you
I'll go on loving you


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I know you loved him along time ago
And even now in my arms you still want him I know
But darlin' this time let your mem'ries die
When you hold me tonight don't close your eyes

Don't close your eyes let it be me
Don't pretend it's him in some fantasy
Darling just once let yesterday go
And you'll find more love than you've ever known
Just hold me tight when you love me tonight
And don't close your eyes

Maybe I've been a fool holding on all this time
Lying here in your arms knowing he's in your mind
But I keep hoping someday that you'll see the light
Let it be tonight, don't close your eyes

Don't close your eyes let it be me
Don't pretend it's him in some fantasy
Darling just once let yesterday go
And you'll find more love than you've ever known
Just hold me tight when you love me tonight
And don't close your eyes

Don't close your eyes let it be me
And don't pretend it's him in some fantasy
Darlin' just once let yesterday go
And you'll find more love than you've ever known
Just hold me tight when you love me tonight
And don't close your eyes
Just hold me tight when you love me tonight
And don't close your eyes


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It's late in the evening; she's wondering what clothes to wear
She puts on her make-up and brushes her long blonde hair
And then she asks me, "Do I look all right?"
And I say, "Yes, you look wonderful tonight."

We go to a party and everyone turns to see
This beautiful lady that's walking around with me
And then she asks me, "Do you feel all right?"
And I say, "Yes, I feel wonderful tonight."

I feel wonderful because I see
The love light in your eyes
And the wonder of it all
Is that you just don't realize how much I love you

It's time to go home now and I've got an aching head
So I give her the car keys and she helps me to bed
And then I tell her, as I turn out the light
I say, "My darling, you were wonderful tonight
Oh my darling, you were wonderful tonight."


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She says don't stare at me
She's afraid that I might see
Those 5 extra pounds she talks about
I don't know what she's talking about

She looks through magazines
With every page she dreams of
Looking like somebody else
I wish she wasn't so hard on herself

Then she falls asleep with just my t-shirt on
But even when her hair's messed up and her make-up's gone

You can't hide Beautiful
You can't hide wonderful
There's nothing that she has to do
It just comes natural
She makes it look easy
I love what she does to me
No way to disguise
The way that she shines
You can't hide beautiful

She can take a simple dress
Put it on and turn some heads
Everytime she moves she gets me
She doesn't even know she's sexy

And the way she thinks sometimes
Out of nowhere blows my mind
She makes me laugh and makes me dream
I love the way she looks at things

A little piece of heaven god gave to this world
She might think she's just an ordinary girl

You can't hide Beautiful
You can't hide wonderful
There's nothing that she has to do
It just comes natural
She makes it look easy
I love what she does to me
No way to disguise
The way that she shines
You can't hide beautiful


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It's way too easy to live this life with your eyes half closed and don't I know
I spend half my time bored out of my mind sleepwalking
Well I wake up to this fools parade and I watch the leaves fall down
I see everything changin' but somehow I feel caged in, just hanging around

I'm waitin on the wonderful, Something to set me free
out of the ordinary come and rescue me, ya I could use a little love
love love to send me a sign I'm tired of the typical
I'm waitin on the wonderful

It's that feeling that's hard to explain
when the world's so big and your so small
and you get caught up in the wonder of it all that's what I miss
I saw that look today on a young kids face
eating icecream at the laudrymat well if you'd asked him
it was christmas again I want to get that back

I'm waitin on the wonderful, Something to believe, out of the ordinary
taste of something sweet, ya I could use a little
love love love to send me a sign
I'm tired of the typical I'm waitin on the wonderful

Ya,ya i'm waitin the the wonderful
I know its out there

I'm waiton on the wonderful a little something to believe
out of the ordinary come and rescue me I could use a little love
love love to send me a sign
I'm tired of the typical waitin on the wonderful something mystical
waitin on the wonderful
I'm waitin on the wonderful something to set me free


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