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Old 11-07-2009, 11:50 PM   #2071 (permalink)
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Well, you work an' you slave an' you spend all day in your thankless job
Then you jump in your Ford an' you're door-to-door with the home-bound mob
Then you pull in the drive and you hit the chair
An' the one that you love is waiting there

Hey, that's what it's all about
Hey, this is the life I couldn't live without
No, I couldn't live without
It's a moment frozen there in time
When the reasons all begin to rhyme
Where love's a little bigger an' you finally start figurin' out
That's what it's all about

Well, they won't go to bed or do what you said or eat their food
An' they cry and they fuss and you can't even cuss 'cause they'll say it too
An' you're tired and you're numb an' you're stressed and you're mad
An' she smiles and says: "I love you, Dad"

Hey, that's what it's all about
Hey, this is the life I couldn't live without
No, I couldn't live without
It's a moment frozen there in time
When the reasons all begin to rhyme
Where love's a little bigger an' you finally start figurin' out
That's what it's all about

Hey, that's what it's all about
Hey, this is the life I couldn't live without
No, I couldn't live without
It's a moment frozen there in time
When the reasons all begin to rhyme
An' the love's a little bigger an' you finally start figurin' out
That's what it's all about

Hey, that's what it's all about
Hey, that's what it's all about
Hey, that's what it's all, all about
Oh, the life I couldn't live without

Hey, that's what it's all, all about


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Old 11-07-2009, 11:59 PM   #2072 (permalink)
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I saw the light
I've been baptised
By the fire in your touch
And the flame in your eyes
I'm born to love again
I'm a brand new man

Well the whole town's talking
'Bout the line I'm walking
That leads right to your door
Oh how I used to roam
I was a rolling stone

I used to have a wild side
They say a country-mile-wide
I'd burn those beer joints down
That's all changed now
You turned my life around

I saw the light
I've been baptised
By the fire in your touch
And the flame in your eyes
I'm born to love again
I'm a brand new man

I used to love 'em and leave 'em
I'd brag about my freedom
How no one could tie me down
Then I met you
Now my heart beats true

Baby you and me together
Feels more like forever
Than anything I've ever known
We're right on track
I ain't looking back

I saw the light
I've been baptised
By the fire in your touch
And the flame in your eyes
I'm born to love again
I'm a brand new man

I saw the light
I've been baptised
By the fire in your touch
And the flame in your eyes
I'm born to love again
I'm a brand new man

I saw the light
I've been baptised
By the fire in your touch
And the flame in your eyes
I'm born to love again
I'm a brand new man

I'm born to love again
I'm a brand new man


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Old 11-08-2009, 11:23 PM   #2073 (permalink)
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I don't wanna hurt nobody
Don't wanna make nobody cry
I don't wanna do wrong, I don't wanna do wrong
I don't wanna tell no lies
Girl, I'm lovin' you, lovin' you against my will
Lovin' you, lovin' you against my will

I don't wanna hear the phone ring
Don't wanna hear your voice on the line
I don't wanna come to you, I don't wanna come to you
I don't wanna give in this time
Girl, I'm lovin' you, lovin' you against my will

Well your love is like a deep dark river
Pullin' me out to sea
The harder I try to resist you
The weaker I seem to be

I don't wanna turn down your side street
I don't wanna pull in your drive
I don't wanna come to you, I don't wanna come to you
I don't wanna give in this time
Girl, I'm lovin' you, lovin' you against my will

Well your love is like a deep dark river
Pullin' me out to sea
The harder I try to resist you
The weaker I seem to be

I don't wanna feel your heartbeat
I don't wanna taste your kiss
I don't wanna call your name, I don't wanna call your name
I don't wanna want you like this
Girl, I'm lovin' you, lovin' you against my will
Lovin' you, lovin' you against my will


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Old 11-08-2009, 11:33 PM   #2074 (permalink)
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I sure do hope this is a long night
Cause I have never felt one so right
Each look into your eyes, I'm falling
A little more and more
Looks like we started us a fire
Wrapped up in flames of desire
With every touch, they're burning higher
Two shadows dancing on the wall

With nothing on but the radio
Feel the music playing soft and slow
You and me and the lights down low
With nothing on but the radio

We'll fall asleep here in the moonlight
In tangled sheets, we'll be here all night
And when we wake up in the morning
We might stay like this all day
Two people meant to be together
Two lovers dreaming of forever
And it just keeps on getting better
With every tender little kiss

Nothing on but the radio
Feel the music playing soft and slow
You and me and the lights down low
With nothing on but the radio

Two people meant to be together
Two lovers dreaming of forever
And it just keeps on getting better
With nothing on but the radio
Feel the music playing soft and slow
You and me and the lights down low
With nothing on but the radio

You and me and the lights down low
With nothing on but the radio


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Old 11-08-2009, 11:40 PM   #2075 (permalink)
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Life ain't always beautiful
Sometimes it's just plain hard
Life can knock you down, it can break your heart

Life ain't always beautiful
You think you're on your way
And it's just a dead end road at the end of the day

But the struggle makes you stronger
And the changes make you wise
And happiness has it's own way of takin' it sweet time

No, life aint always beautiful
Tears will fall sometimes
Life aint always beautiful
But it's a beautiful ride

Life aint always beautiful
Some days I miss your smile
I get tired of walkin' all these lonely miles

And I wish for just one minute
I could see your pretty face
Guess I can dream, but life dont work that way

But the struggles makes me stronger
And the changes make me wise
And happiness has it's own way of takin' its sweet time

No, life aint always beautiful
But I know I'll be fine
Hey, life aint always beautiful
But its a beautiful ride
What a beautiful ride


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Old 11-10-2009, 12:19 AM   #2076 (permalink)
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She's waiting for someone who can turn her life around
Someone who can make her feel
The way she used to feel but he never comes
She dating for no one that she cares to talk about
And all the flowers in the world don't amount to much
What she wants is love

She'd give anything and everything to fall in love
Just this one time she'd like to find what she's been dreaming of
She can find someone to hold her but that wouldn't be enough
She'd give anything to fall in love

Now she's looking just like she'd rather be someplace else
Staring across the bar lost in herself,
Will he ever come?

She'd give anything and everything to fall in love
Just this one time she'd like to find what she's been dreaming of
She can find someone to hold her but that wouldn't be enough
She'd give anything to fall in love

She's gonna keep on making wishes
She's gonna keep on being strong
She won't settle less than true love
She's gonna keep on holding on

She'd give anything and everything to fall in love
Just this one time she'd like to find what she's been dreaming of
She can find someone to hold her but that wouldn't be enough
She'd give anything to fall in love
She'd give anything to fall in love


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Old 11-10-2009, 12:29 AM   #2077 (permalink)
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It was no accident me finding you
Someone had a hand in it
Long before we ever knew
Now I just can't believe you're in my life
Heaven's smilin' down on me
As I look at you tonight

I tip my hat to the keeper of the stars
He sure knew what he was doin'
When he joined these two hearts
I hold everything
When I hold you in my arms
I've got all I'll ever need
Thanks to the keeper of the stars

Soft moonlight on your face oh how you shine
It takes my breath away
Just to look into your eyes
I know I don't deserve a treasure like you
There really are no words
To show my gratitude

So I tip my hat to the keeper of the stars
He sure knew what he was doin'
When he joined these two hearts
I hold everything
When I hold you in my arms
I've got all I'll ever need
Thanks to the keeper of the stars

It was no accident me finding you
Someone had a hand in it
Long before we ever knew


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Old 11-10-2009, 12:42 AM   #2078 (permalink)
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I was standing at the end of my rainbow
With nowhere to go and no pot of gold in sight
All my wishes were just way too much to hope for
But when I saw you I knew I'd seen the light

And not a moment too soon
Without a minute to spare
You touched my heart
When I didn't have a prayer
In my darkest hour
With my world filled with gloom
Your sweet love saved me
Not a moment too soon

I used to think that love would never find me
And the one who cares was lost somewhere in time
But when you found me I knew I'd found forever
You rescued me just before I crossed the line

And not a moment too soon
Without a minute to spare
You touched my heart
When I didn't have a prayer
In my darkest hour
With my world filled with gloom
Your sweet love saved me
Not a moment too soon
Your sweet love saved me
Not a moment too soon
Not a moment too soon


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I've been looking at people
And how they change with the times
And lately all I've been seeing are people
Throwing love away and losing their minds

Maybe it's me who's gone crazy
But I can't understand why
All these lovers keep hurting each other
When good love is so hard to come by

So what's the glory in living
Doesn't anybody ever stay together anymore
And if love never lasts forever
Tell me what's forever for

And I see love hungry people
Tryin' their best to survive
When right there in their hands
Is a dying romance
And they're not even trying to keep it alive

So, what's the glory in living
Doesn't anybody ever stay together anymore
And if love never lasts forever
Tell me what's forever for

So what's the glory in living
Doesn't anybody ever stay together anymore
And if love never lasts forever
Tell me what's forever for


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When I see you in the morning
That old sleep still in your eyes
I remember all the laughter and the tears
We shared last night
And as we lie here
Just two shadows
In the light before the dawn
The sweetest thing I've ever known is loving you

And I have never been afraid of losing out
And I have never wanted love to be a chain
I only know that when I'm with you
You're my sunshine, you're my rain
The sweetest thing I've ever known is loving you

Now you and I
We're not children
We have both been loved before
We have given and we have taken
Many rides on troubled shores
But all the heartaches and temptations
Only made me love you more
The sweetest thing I've ever know is loving you

And I have never been afraid of losing out
And I have never wanted love to be a chain
I only know that when I'm with you
You're my sunshine, you're my rain
The sweetest thing I've ever known is loving you


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