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Old 10-10-2006, 12:22 AM   #471 (permalink)
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Lonely women make good lovers
They all have mercy for good lookin' smooth talkin' men
Lonely women make good lovers
If you got a woman you better treat her just as good as you can

Lots of times a lonely girl will go out on the town
With no thoughts of evil on her mind
She don't try to flat that seat
Lord knows there's something every woman needs
Friendly smile will do it, every time

Once a woman's tasted love, she can't do without
She'll search for something more
When she gets cold
And if her lips are wet with wine
When it comes to lovin' time
She'll trade her pride for something
Warm to hold


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Old 10-10-2006, 12:30 AM   #472 (permalink)
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I didn't cheat and I didn't lie
So her leaving took me by surprize
Just a note on the table Saying we're through
At first I went crazy so it took me some time
But I finally read be-tween the lines
It's not what I did It's what I didn't do

I didn't tell her each day I loved her
I took it for granted somehow she knew
I didn't hold her when she needed a shoul-der
It's not what I did It's what I didn't do

Now it's easy to see why her love died
She was planning her nights by the the t.v. guide
She needed me with her more then I knew
I was to busy working getting ahead
When I should have been home loving her instead
It's not what I did it's what I didn't do

Oh it's not what I did It's what I didn't do


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Old 10-10-2006, 07:59 PM   #473 (permalink)
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I can't believe what I just heard
Could it be true?
Are you the girl I thought I knew?
The one who promised me her love
Where did it all go?
Does anybody ever know?

How do you heal a broken heart,
that feels like it could never give this love again?
I just can't let go
How do you heal a broken heart,
that feels like it could never give this much again
Tonight I'm doing something wrong
Tommorrow I'll pretent to
Let us leave it all behind
And finally let you go




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Old 10-10-2006, 08:02 PM   #474 (permalink)
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And was she ever what she seemed?
Or was I a fool?
To fall inlove with someone like you?
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And was she ever what she seemed?
Or was I a fool?
To fall inlove with someone like you?
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Sometimes I Wish There Were No Windows In This Room
The Sun Comes Pouring Through Those Curtains Way Too Soon
Reminding Me It's Time To Rise And Shine
But You Look So Good Lying There In That Old T-Shirt Of Mine

There's Not Enough Hours In The Night
There's Not Enough Time To Hold You Tight
How Time Flies When You're In Love
We Lay Down And The Sun Comes Up
I Wish That I Could Set That Clock To Moonlight Savings Time
When It Comes To Loving You There's Not Enough Hours In The Night

They Say Two People Just Can't Live On Love Alone
But Girl, If We Die Trying, What A Way To Go
I Think I'll Call In And Say I'm Running Late
Hang A Blanket On The Window And Steal An Hour From The Day

There's Not Enough Hours In The Night
There's Not Enough Time To Hold You Tight
How Time Flies When You're In Love
We Lay Down And The Sun Comes Up
I Wish That I Could Set That Clock To Moonlight Savings Time
When It Comes To Loving You There's Not Enough Hours In The Night

I Wish That I Could Set That Clock To Moonlight Savings Time
'Cause When It Comes To Loving You There's Not Enough Hours In The Night
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no love, you're mind is a beautiful thing! there are no coincidences, you know this to be true lol if I was to pick ONE to keep, I guess I picked the right one lol but you're right, I didn't pick him, he was a gift, a blessing from the first moment I laid eyes on him, I knew I was going to spend the rest of my days with him, through the good times and the bad, that thought has never left my mind, I'd love to hear it love! I think this is one of my favorites, not very long ago, this used to be my life in a nutshell ... lol *smooches!!!

I'm in a hurry to get things done
Oh I rush and rush until life's no fun
All I really gotta do is live and die
But I'm in a hurry and don't know why
Don't know why I have to drive so fast
My car has nothing to prove
It's not new
But it'll do zero to sixty in five point two

I'm in a hurry to get things done
Oh I rush and rush until life's no fun
All I really gotta do is live and die
But I'm in a hurry and don't know why

Can't be late, I leave in plenty of time
Shakin' hands with the clock
I can't stop
I'm on a roll and I'm ready to rock

I'm in a hurry to get things done
Oh I rush and rush until life's no fun
All I really gotta do is live and die
But I'm in a hurry and don't know why

Oh, I hear a voice
That says I'm running behind
Better pick up my pace
It's a race and there ain't no room for someone in second place

I'm in a hurry to get things done
Oh I rush and rush until life's no fun
All I really gotta do is live and die
But I'm in a hurry and don't know why




Drinkin' was forbidden in my Christian country home
I learned to play the flattop on them good ol' Gospel songs
Then I heard about the barrooms just across the line
Where a boy could make a livin' playin' guitar late at night


Had to learn about the ladies; too young to understand
why the young girls fall in love with the boys in the band
When the boys turn to music, the girls just turn away


to some other guitar picker in some other late night place
Yeah, I held on to my music; I let the ladies walk away
took my songs and dreams to Nashville and then on to L.A.
Up to New York City, all across the USA
I lost so much of me but there's enough of me to say (that my)


.home's in Alabama, no matter where I lay my head
My home's in Alabama, Southern born and Southern bred

What keeps me goin'? I don't really know.
can't be the money the Lord knows I'm always broke
could it be the satisfaction of bein' understood
when the people really love ya and let you know when it's good


Well I'll speak my Southern English just as natural as I please
I'm in the heart of Dixie, Dixie in the heart of me
and someday when I make it, when love finds a way
somewhere high on Lookout Mountainlace I'll just smile with pride and say that my


.home's in Alabama, no matter where I lay my head
My home's in Alabama, Southern born and Southern bred
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Old 10-11-2006, 03:13 PM   #478 (permalink)
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It ticks just like a Timex,
It never lets up on you.
Who said life was easy?
The job is never through.
It'll run us till we're ragged;
It'll harden our hearts.
And love could use a day of rest,
Before we both start falling apart.

Pray that it's raining on Sunday,
Stormin' like crazy.
We'll hide under the covers all afternoon.
Baby, whatever comes on Monday,
Can take care of itself,
'Cause we got better things that we can do,
When it's raining on Sunday.

Your love is like religion,
A cross in Mexico.
And your kiss is like the innocence,
Of a prayer nailed to a door.
Oh, surrender is much sweeter,
When we both let it go.
Let the water wash our bodies clean,
And love wash our souls.

An' pray that it's raining on Sunday,
Stormin' like crazy.
We'll hide under the covers all afternoon.
Baby, whatever comes on Monday,
Can take care of itself,
'Cause we got better things that we can do,
When it's raining on Sunday.

An' pray that it's raining on Sunday,
Stormin' like crazy.
We'll hide under the covers all afternoon.
Baby, whatever comes on Monday,
Can take care of itself,
'Cause we got better things that we can do,
When it's raining on Sunday.

Oh, when it's raining on Sunday.

When it's raining on Sunday.

Let it rain.


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Old 10-11-2006, 10:32 PM   #479 (permalink)
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The face of an angel; pretty eyes that shine
I lie awake at night wishing you were mine
I'm standing here holding the biggest heartache in town
Whenever you come around

************

I get weak in the knees; and I lose my breath
Oh I try to speak but the words won't come
I'm so scared to death
And when you smile the world turns upside down
Whenever you come around

************

I feel so helpless; I feel just like a kid
What is it about you that makes me keep my feelings hid
I wish I could tell you, but the words can't be found
Whenever you come around

************

I get weak in the knees; and I lose my breath
Oh I try to speak but the words won't come
I'm so scared to death
And when you smile the world turns upside down
Whenever you come around

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And when you smile that smile
The whole world turns upside down
Whenever you come around
Whenever you come around


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If a picture paints a thousand words,
then why can't I paint you?
The words will never show
the you I've come to know.
If a face could launch a thousand ships,
then where am I to go?
There's no one home but you –
you're all that's left me to.
And when my love
for life is running dry,
You'll come and pour your-self on me.
If a man could be two places at one time,
I'd be with you;
Tomorrow and today,
beside you all the way.
If the world should stop revolving,
spinning slowly down to die,
I'd spend the end with you,
and when the world was through,
Then one by one,
the stars would all go out,
Then you and I
would simply fly
A - way.
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