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Old 11-01-2006, 01:36 PM   #501 (permalink)
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Baby tell me where'd you ever learn
To fight without sayin' a word
Then waltz back into my life
Like it's all gonna be alright
Don't you know how much it hurts

~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~

When we don't talk
When we don't touch
When it doesn't feel like we're even in love
It matters to me
When I don't know what to say
Don't know what to do
Don't know if it really even matters to you
How can I make you see
It matters to me

~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~

Maybe I still don't understand
The distance between a woman and a man
So tell me how far it is
And how you can love like this
Cause I'm not sure I can

~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~

When we don't talk
When we don't touch
When it doesn't feel like we're even in love
It matters to me
When I don't know what to say
Don't know what to do
Don't know if it really even matters to you
How can I make you see
It matters to me

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Old 11-01-2006, 08:23 PM   #502 (permalink)
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Sometimes her mornin’ coffee's way too strong
And sometimes what she says she says all wrong
But right or wrong she’s there beside me
Like only a friend would be
And that’s close enough to perfect for me
Now she’s been known to wear her pants too tight
And drinkin’ puts her out just like a light
Heaven knows she’s not an angel
But she’d really like to be
And that’s close enough to perfect for me
She kisses me each mornin’
And smiles her sweetest smile
And she don’t have to say it
I can see it in her eyes
Don’t you worry about my woman
Or what you think she ought to be
She’s close enough to perfect for me
Sometimes she gets down and starts to cry
But then again the lady has the right
She’s everything I’ve ever wanted
She’s all I'll ever need
She’s close enough to perfect for me
She kisses me each mornin’
And smiles her sweetest smile
And she don’t have to say it
I can see it in her eyes
Don’t you worry about my woman
Or what you think she ought to be
She’s close enough to perfect for me
Woah she’s close enough to perfect …
For me


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Old 11-01-2006, 09:35 PM   #503 (permalink)
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My little girl met a new friend,

just the other day,
on the playground at school
between the tires and the swings

But she came home with tear-filled eyes,
and she said to me "Daddy, Alyssa lies"

Well I just brushed it off at first,
'cause I didn't know how much my little girl had been hurt
or the things she had seen.
I wasn't ready when I said "You can tell me"

and she said...

"Alyssa lies to the classroom,
Alyssa lies everyday at school,
Alyssa lies to the teachers
as she tries to cover every bruise"

My little girl laid her head down that night to go to sleep
As I stepped out the room,
I heard her say a prayer so soft and sweet
"God bless my mom and my Dad
and my new friend, Alyssa
*oh*I know she needs you bad

Because Alyssa lies to the classroom,
Alyssa lies everyday at school,
Alyssa lies to the teachers
as she tries to cover every bruise"

I had the worst night of sleep in years
as I tried to think of a way to calm her fears
I knew just what it was I had to do
but when we got to school on Monday I heard the news

My little girl asked me why everybody looked so sad
the lump in my throat grew bigger
with every question that she asked.
Until I felt the tears run down my face
and I told her that Alyssa wouldn't be at school today

'Cause she doesn't lie in the classroom
she doesn't lie anymore at school
Alyssa lies with Jesus
because there's nothin' anyone would do

Tears filled my eyes when my little girl asked me why
Alyssa lies
*Oh Daddy, oh* Daddy tell me why
Alyssa lies


damn the tears are flowing like a mountain stream...where are those tissues
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damn the tears are flowing like a mountain stream...where are those tissues
I tell you what lol I bawled like a baby the first time I heard it lol I've only got these tissues ... lmao

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I tell you what lol I bawled like a baby the first time I heard it lol I've only got these tissues ... lmao


taking tissue from box as i thank you...here is one i remember from many years ago




Burgers and fries and cherry pies, it was simple and good back then
Walking in the sand hand in hand never thinking that it could end
Making our love with the moon above at the drive-in picture show
And it was burgers and fries and cherry pies in a world we used to know

Changes come and go, we've had our share I know
Now it seems we don't have time for love anymore
All the things we used to say, little things we did each day
Oh I long to do the things that we did before, when it was...


Burgers and fries and cherry pies, it was simple and good back then
Walking in the sand hand in hand never thinking that it could end
Making our love with the moon above at the drive-in picture show
And it was burgers and fries and cherry pies in a world we used to know


Well I'm still the same old me, that's all I'll ever be
I'd like to think that you're the same old you
We lost something down the line that I wish we both could find
Lord I'd like to do the things that we used to do, when it was...


Burgers and fries and cherry pies, it was simple and good back then
Walking in the sand hand in hand never thinking that it could end
Making our love with the moon above at the drive-in picture show


And it was burgers and fries and cherry pies in a world we used to know
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taking tissue from box as i thank you...here is one i remember from many years ago




Burgers and fries and cherry pies, it was simple and good back then
Walking in the sand hand in hand never thinking that it could end
Making our love with the moon above at the drive-in picture show
And it was burgers and fries and cherry pies in a world we used to know

Changes come and go, we've had our share I know
Now it seems we don't have time for love anymore
All the things we used to say, little things we did each day
Oh I long to do the things that we did before, when it was...


Burgers and fries and cherry pies, it was simple and good back then
Walking in the sand hand in hand never thinking that it could end
Making our love with the moon above at the drive-in picture show
And it was burgers and fries and cherry pies in a world we used to know


Well I'm still the same old me, that's all I'll ever be
I'd like to think that you're the same old you
We lost something down the line that I wish we both could find
Lord I'd like to do the things that we used to do, when it was...


Burgers and fries and cherry pies, it was simple and good back then
Walking in the sand hand in hand never thinking that it could end
Making our love with the moon above at the drive-in picture show


And it was burgers and fries and cherry pies in a world we used to know
oh boy ... lol that one hit home lol I can remember lying under the stars with him, wrapped in nothing but blankets and each other's arms! where does that get lost? I just don't understand lol the next one I'll post makes me think of you ...
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Well, I've heard those city singers singin' 'bout how they can love,
Deeper than the oceans, higher than the stars above
Well, I come from the country, and I know I ain't seen it all
But I heard that ocean's salty, and the stars, they sometimes fall
And that would not do justice to the way I feel for you
So I had to sing this song about all the things I knew

My love is deeper than the holler
Stronger than the river
Higher than the pine trees growin' tall upon the hill
My love is purer than the snowflakes,
That fall in late December
And honest as a Robin on a springtime window sill
And longer than the song of a whippoorwill

From the back roads to the Broadway shows with a million miles between,
There's at least a million love songs that people love to sing
And every one is different, and every one's the same
And this is just another way of sayin' the same thing

My love is deeper than the holler
Stronger than the river
Higher than the pine trees growin' tall upon the hill
My love is purer than the snowflakes,
That fall in late December
And honest as a Robin on a spring-time window sill
And longer than the song of a whippoorwill ...
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oh boy ... lol that one hit home lol I can remember lying under the stars with him, wrapped in nothing but blankets and each other's arms! where does that get lost? I just don't understand lol the next one I'll post makes me think of you ...
i don't know sweety..i wish i knew maybe it was my fault maybe hers..or maybe it was both of us...i wish i could have those years back at times...many nights we lay in a park and sleep there..i was always high of corse and she triedto get me to understand..i just wasn't listening..i guess that is why the card survived all these years...
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Well, I've heard those city singers singin' 'bout how they can love,
Deeper than the oceans, higher than the stars above
Well, I come from the country, and I know I ain't seen it all
But I heard that ocean's salty, and the stars, they sometimes fall
And that would not do justice to the way I feel for you
So I had to sing this song about all the things I knew

My love is deeper than the holler
Stronger than the river
Higher than the pine trees growin' tall upon the hill
My love is purer than the snowflakes,
That fall in late December
And honest as a Robin on a springtime window sill
And longer than the song of a whippoorwill

From the back roads to the Broadway shows with a million miles between,
There's at least a million love songs that people love to sing
And every one is different, and every one's the same
And this is just another way of sayin' the same thing

My love is deeper than the holler
Stronger than the river
Higher than the pine trees growin' tall upon the hill
My love is purer than the snowflakes,
That fall in late December
And honest as a Robin on a spring-time window sill
And longer than the song of a whippoorwill ...
that is as special as you are...i feel a tear on my cheek that you see me this way...melts my heart
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Old 11-04-2006, 12:57 PM   #510 (permalink)
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Well a man come on the 6 o’clock news
Said somebody’s been shot, somebody’s been abused
Somebody blew up a building
Somebody stole a car
Somebody got away
Somebody didn’t get too far yeah
They didn’t get too far

Grandpappy told my pappy, back in my day, son
A man had to answer for the wicked that he done
Take all the rope in Texas
Find a tall oak tree, round up all of them bad boys
Hang them high in the street for all the people to see that

Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we’ll sing a victory tune
We’ll all meet back at the local saloon
We’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses

We got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds
We’ve got too much corruption, and crime in the streets
It’s time the long arm of the law put a few more in the ground
Send ’em all to their maker and he’ll settle ’em down
You can bet he’ll set ’em down ’cause

Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we’ll sing a victory tune
We’ll all meet back at the local saloon
We’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses
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