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Old 11-08-2006, 01:28 AM   #531 (permalink)
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Well if that diden't do it this one will...

Dolly Parton
Song: Gypsy Joe And Me....


We might have slept in a rail yard or camped by the river bank
We fed ourselves from the fruit of the land
And quenched our thirst with rain
We never did allow no roots to grow beneath our feet
Life just had no pattern for Gypsy Joe and me
All we had was each other and the rags upon our back
The closest thing to a home we new was some abandoned shack
But we had all we needed and the rest we didn't need
Life was free and simple for Gypsy Joe and me

Now Gypsy was my little dog, I found by the road in a ditch
And so I named him Gypsy, cause that name just seemed to fit

Oh and Joe he was my man, the flower of my soul
Thou he never said he loved me, I just always seemed to know
While standing by the highway, thumbin' for a ride
The speeding wheels of a passing car, took Gypsy's life
I lost him where I found him and his loss was misery
Now there's no more Gypsy, there's just Joe and me

Well the winter came and the snow did fall
And the night was cold and still
And the rags we wore were not enough
And Joe he caught the chill
And he told me how he loved me
And in my arms he went to sleep
Now there's no more Gypsy, no more Joe, there's just me

While standin' here on the edge of this bridge
Lookin' down I see
The face of Joe and Gypsy, lookin' back at me
And somewhere in the distance I can hear them callin' me
Tonight we'll be together again
Gypsy, Joe and me
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Old 11-08-2006, 03:34 PM   #532 (permalink)
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If you hear a voice,

It the middle of the night,

Saying it'll be all right,

It will be me.


If you feel a hand,

Guiding you along,

When the path seems wrong,

It will be me.


There is no mountain that I can't climb,

For you I'd swim through the rivers of time,

As you go your way, and I go mine,

A light will shine, and It will be me.


If there is a key that goes to your heart,

A special part, it will be me.

If you need a friend, call out to the wind,

To hold you again, it will be me.


Oh, how the world seems so unfair,

Creating a love that cannot be shared,

As you go your way, and I go mine.

A light will shine And it will be me.


I see ever after,

There's a place for two,

In your tears and laughter,

I'll be there for you.


In the sun and the moon,

In the land and the sea,

Look all around you,

It will be mine.


There is no mountain that I can't climb,

For you I'd swim through the rivers of time,

As you go your way, and I go mine,

A light will shine, and It will be me.



It will be me, it will be me.
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Old 11-08-2006, 04:14 PM   #533 (permalink)
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If you hear a voice,

It the middle of the night,

Saying it'll be all right,

It will be me.


If you feel a hand,

Guiding you along,

When the path seems wrong,

It will be me.


There is no mountain that I can't climb,

For you I'd swim through the rivers of time,

As you go your way, and I go mine,

A light will shine, and It will be me.


If there is a key that goes to your heart,

A special part, it will be me.

If you need a friend, call out to the wind,

To hold you again, it will be me.


Oh, how the world seems so unfair,

Creating a love that cannot be shared,

As you go your way, and I go mine.

A light will shine And it will be me.


I see ever after,

There's a place for two,

In your tears and laughter,

I'll be there for you.


In the sun and the moon,

In the land and the sea,

Look all around you,

It will be mine.


There is no mountain that I can't climb,

For you I'd swim through the rivers of time,

As you go your way, and I go mine,

A light will shine, and It will be me.



It will be me, it will be me.
Dancin' in the dark, middle of the night
Takin' your heart and holdin' it tight
Emotional touch, touchin' my skin
And askin' you to do
What you've been doin' all over again

~ * ~ * ~

Oh, it's a beautiful thing
Don't think I can keep it all in
I just gotta let you know
What it is that won't let me go

~ * ~ * ~

It's your love
It just does somethin' to me
It sends a shock right through me
I can't get enough and if you wonder
About the spell I'm under
Oh, it's your love

~ * ~ * ~

Better than I was, more than I am
And all of this happened by taking your hand
And who I am now is who I wanted to be
And now that we're together
I'm stronger than ever I'm happy and free

~ * ~ * ~

Oh, it's a beautiful thing
Don't think I can keep it all in
If you asked me why I've changed
All I gotta do is say your sweet name

~ * ~ * ~

It's your love it just does something to me
It sends a shock right through me
I can't get enough and if you wonder
About the spell I'm under
Oh, It’s your love

~ * ~ * ~

Oh, its a beautiful thing
Don't think I can keep it all in
I just gotta let you know
What it is that won't let me go

~ * ~ * ~

It's your love it just does something to me
It sends a shock right through me
I can't get enough and if you wonder
About the spell I'm under
Oh, it’s your love
It's your love

~ * ~ * ~ * ~


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Old 11-13-2006, 05:34 PM   #534 (permalink)
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This is what a waman wants...

Any man of mine better be proud of me
Even when I'm ugly he still better love me
And I can be late for a date that's fine
But he better be on time

Any man of mine'll say it fits just right
When last year's dress is just a little too tight
And anything I do or say better be okay
When I have a bad hair day

And if I change my mind
A million times
I wanna hear him say
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I like it that way

Any man of mine better walk the line
Better show me a teasin' squeezin' pleasin' kinda time
I need a man who knows, how the story goes
He's gotta be a heartbeatin' fine treatin'
Breathtakin' earthquakin' kind
Any man of mine

Well any man of mine better disagree
When I say another woman's lookin' better than me
And when I cook him dinner and I burn it black
He better say, mmmm, I like it like that yeah

And if I changed my mind
A million times
I wanna hear him say
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I like it that way

Any man of mine better walk the line
Better show me a teasin' squeezin' pleasin' kinda time
I need a man who knows, how the story goes
He's gotta be a heartbeatin' fine treatin'
Breathtakin' earthquakin' kind
Any man of mine

Let me hear you say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I
like it that way

Any man of mine better walk the line
Better show me a teasin' squeezin' pleasin' kinda time
I need a man who knows, how the story goes
He's gotta be a heartbeatin' fine treatin'
Breathtakin' earthquakin' kind
Any man of mine

You gotta shimmy shake
Make the earth quake
Kick, turn, stomp, stomp, then you jump
Heel to toe, Do Si Do
'Til your boots wanna break
'Til your feet and your back ache
Keep it movin' 'til you just can't take anymore
Come on everybody on the floor
A-one two, a-three four
Hup two, hum
If you wanna be a man of mine, that's right
This is what a woman wants ...
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Old 11-16-2006, 02:44 PM   #535 (permalink)
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Lazy yellow moon comin' up tonite,
shinin' thru the trees,
Crickets are singin' and lightning bugs
are floatin on the breeze
Baby get ready ...

Across the field where the creek turns back by
the ole stump road
I'm gonna take you to a special place that
nobody knows
Baby get ready ...

You and me going fishing in the dark,
Lying on our backs and counting the stars
Where the cool grass grows.
Down by the river in the full moon light,
We'll be fallin' in love in the middle of the night
Just movin' slow ...

Stayin' the whole night thru, feels so good to be
with you ...

Spring is almost over and the summer's come
and the days are gettin' long
Waited all winter for the time to be right, just to
take you along
Baby get ready ...

And it don't matter if we sit forever and the fish
don't bite
Jump in the river and cool ourselves from the
heat of the night
Baby get ready ...

You and me going fishin in the dark


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Old 11-18-2006, 07:07 AM   #536 (permalink)
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Maybe you talk too high, man.
Maybe I talk too slow.
But you've got to live a little bit faster
'cause you've got a little less time to go.

I ain't lost and I ain't searching.
But then you know me very well.
And I can't change the wind and make it blow the other way.
I'm a fool and I can tell .

That I'm alive and that's all.
That I can get up just as fast as I fall.
And I can walk and run but I'll never crawl.
And in the end it doesn't matter at all.
I don't know about the people that I read about in books.
And the Kings and Queens around my room with their quiet dirty looks.
I know I should be going somewhere, I just can't arrive .
There's a reason for believing that I've never been alive , alive

I ain't lost and I ain't searching.
But then you know me very well.
And I can't change the world and make it go the other way.
I'm a fool and I can tell.

That I'm alive and that's all .
That I can get up just as fast as I fall.
And I can walk and run but I'll never crawl.
And in the end it doesn't matter at all.
I don't know about those people that I read about in books.
And the Kings and Queens around my room with their quiet dirty looks.
I know I should be going somewhere, I just can't arrive.
There's a reason for believing that I've never been alive.
I know I should be going somewhere I just can't arrive.
There's a reason for believing that I've never been alive, alive, alive.
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I'm gonna live, laugh, love just for today
Gonna take all the trouble that tomorrow might bring and put it away
Gonna drink every drop of happiness
'Til they cover me up
I'm gonna live, gonna laugh, gonna love

I got a buddy that wakes up worrin' about stocks and bonds
He's up and he's down and he only smiles
When the markets strong
I spend my whole week wages
At the dance on Saturday night
I won't never grow a portfolio
But hey that's alright

I'm gonna live, laugh, love just for today
Gonna take all the trouble that tomorrow might bring and put it away
Gonna drink every drop of happiness
'Til they cover me up
I'm gonna live, gonna laugh, gonna love

I got a cabin in the country and the tin roof rattles
When the rain comes down
Where the wind through the pine helps me unwind
While the world goes 'round
I got a woman that fills my heart so full
That it overflows
And how it gets any better than this
Brother I don't know

I'm gonna live, laugh, love just for today
Gonna take all the trouble and put it away
Gonna drink every drop of happiness
'Til they cover me up
I'm gonna live, gonna laugh, gonna love

I'm gonna live, gonna laugh, gonna love
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I guess you're off to have your fun
Another ending just begun
And I know what I don't see
Really shouldn't bother me

So go and have yourself a ball
You'll be at no one's beck and call
And with that fire in your eyes
Another lover's moon will rise
And someone else will take the fall

And that's just the way you are, I've known all along
Some candles always burn even when the night is gone
But the strongest of flames won't burn eternally
When you find another friend who'll light your candle up again
You can burn one down for me

So you don't matter anymore
I'll convince myself, I'm sure
As if I give a damn
That's just the way I am

So go on and pour yourself some wine
With who'll ever spend your time
'Cause anyone can see you won't be crying over me
And you never were that kind

And that's just the way you are, I've known all along
Some candles always burn even when the night is gone
But the strongest of flames won't burn eternally
When you find another friend who'll light your candle up again
You can burn one down for me

When you find another friend who'll light your candle up again
You can burn one down for me


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Too Much

Too much workin' will make your back break
Too much trouble will bring ya heartache
Too much gravy will make ya fat
Too much rain is where ya at
Too much coffee will raise your heart tick
Too much road will make ya homesick
Too much money will make ya lazy
Too much whiskey will drive ya crazy

Too much, just ain't enough
Too much ain't enough
Baby, you're the only thing
I do too much of ain't enough

Too much hot rod get ya a ticket
Too much dog make ya kick it
Too much hidin' out will find ya
Too much you know what'll blind ya
Too much wrist watch make ya hurry
Too much waitin' will make ya worry
Too much smokin' will give ya cancer
Too much cocaine ain't the answer

Too much, just ain't enough
Too much ain't enough
Baby, you're the only thing
I do too much of ain't enough

Too much walkin' will wear ya shoes out
Too much juice will blow your fuse out
Too much mexican food will fill ya
Too much honky tonk will kill ya
Too much chip will bruise your shoulder
Too much birthday will make ya older
Too much map always lost me
Too much fun always cost me

Too much, just ain't enough
Too much ain't enough
Baby, you're the only thing
I do too much of ain't enough

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Too Much

Too much workin' will make your back break
Too much trouble will bring ya heartache
Too much gravy will make ya fat
Too much rain is where ya at
Too much coffee will raise your heart tick
Too much road will make ya homesick
Too much money will make ya lazy
Too much whiskey will drive ya crazy

Too much, just ain't enough
Too much ain't enough
Baby, you're the only thing
I do too much of ain't enough

Too much hot rod get ya a ticket
Too much dog make ya kick it
Too much hidin' out will find ya
Too much you know what'll blind ya
Too much wrist watch make ya hurry
Too much waitin' will make ya worry
Too much smokin' will give ya cancer
Too much cocaine ain't the answer

Too much, just ain't enough
Too much ain't enough
Baby, you're the only thing
I do too much of ain't enough

Too much walkin' will wear ya shoes out
Too much juice will blow your fuse out
Too much mexican food will fill ya
Too much honky tonk will kill ya
Too much chip will bruise your shoulder
Too much birthday will make ya older
Too much map always lost me
Too much fun always cost me

Too much, just ain't enough
Too much ain't enough
Baby, you're the only thing
I do too much of ain't enough

I like that love! everything in moderation, everything but you ...
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