This Years Top Country Songs ...

[roadkill]

i thought you might like that one...here is one i like as well..

I took one look and something snapped inside,
I said I love your eyes
You took my heart, you took my breath away,
I felt my temperature rise
You said you've never loved a man this way
That it was heaven you were here to stay

And now you're just another fallen angel
And I hope that the fall didn't do you no harm
And now you're just another fallen angel
Falling into somebody else's arms

I took one look and I was paralyzed and was in paradise
I must admit that when I first laid eyes,
you had me hypnotized
You said I'm sorry but I don't say much
And I'm in heaven when I feel your touch

And now you're just another fallen angel
And I hope that the fall didn't do you no harm
And now you're just another fallen angel
Falling into somebody else's arms

Follow your own road baby, I'll be there when you need me
To love and to comfort you
And what he got ain't enough to keep you in the air -
I'll be there

You said you've never loved a man this way
That it was heaven you were here to stay

And now you're just another fallen angel
And I hope that the fall didn't do you no harm
And now you're just another fallen angel
Falling into somebody else's arms

[squirt]

He's flying high tonight
He's got a brand new lover
Here you come a-runnin'
You're looking for some cover
I know you're sad and lonely
I know you're feeling blue
You miss him so much
Won't let me get too close to you

Oh he ain't worth missin'
Oh we should be kissin'
Stop all this foolish wishin'
He ain't worth missin'
I know your head is turnin'
I know your heart is burnin'
Girl you gotta listen
Don't you know he ain't worth missin'

You know I'm here to save you
But you ain't through cryin' yet
Look at your pretty face
All red and soakin' wet
I'm gonna try and make him
Just a memory
Come on baby let's get started
First thing you got to see

Oh he ain't worth missin'
Oh we should be kissin'
Stop all this foolish wishin'
He ain't worth missin'
I know your head is turnin'
I know your heart is burnin'
Girl you gotta listen
Don't you know he ain't worth missin'

If you need someone to hold you
Someone to ease your pain
Well I'll be holding steady
Girl when you get ready
I'm gonna show you
Love is a good thing
Yeah love is a good thing

Oh he ain't worth missin'
Oh we should be kissin'
Stop all that foolish wishin'
He ain't worth missin'
I know your head is turnin'
I know your heart is burnin'
Girl you gotta listen

[squirt]

When I need you
I just close my eyes and I'm with you
And all that I so want to give you
Its only a heart beat away

When I need love
I hold out my hands and I touch love
I never knew there was so much love
Keeping me warm night and day

Miles and miles of empty space in between us
A telephone can't take the place of your smile
But you know I won't be traveling forever
Its cold out, but hold out and do like I do

When I need you
Just close my eyes and I'm with you
And all that I so want to give you babe
Its only a heartbeat away

It's not easy when the road is your driver
Honey, that's a heavy load that we bear
But you know I wont be traveling a lifetime
It's cold out but hold out and do like I do
Oh I need you

When I need you
I hold out my hands and I touch love
I never knew there was so much love
Keeping me warm night and day

When I need you
Just close my eyes and I'm with you
And all that I so want to give you
Its only a heart beat away

[druid627]

I want you with me all the time
Sunrise and sunset and all the time
Your are the one love I am living for
Had we just begun love could I love you more

Warm as the May wine, wild as the sea
These are the feelings you waken in me
I've had my moments and a dream or two
But I needed someone all the time
And all the time it was you



Warm as the May wine, wild as the sea
These are the feelings you waken in me
I've had my moments and a dream or two
But I needed someone all the time
And all the time it was you

[druid627]

Call Me
Johnny Mathis
Written by Clyde Otis and Belford C. Hendricks
Peaked at # 21 in 1958

Call me if your arms are lonely
Call me if you're feeling blue
If you don't believe me, just call and say you need me
And darling I'll come to you
Call me if your dreams should tumble
I will help you start anew
If you don't believe me, just call and say you need me
And darling I'll run to you

[druid627]

if we only have love
then tomorrow will dawn
and the days of our years
will arise on that morn

if we only have love
to embrace without fears
we will kiss with our eyes
we will sleep without tears

If we only have love
We can reach those in pain
We can heal all our wounds
We can use our own names

If we only have love
We can melt all the guns
And then give the new world
To our daughters and sons

If we only have love
With our arms opened wide
Then the young and the old
Will stand at our side

If we only have love
We will never bown down
We'll be tall as the pines
Neither heros, nor clowns

If we only have love
To be shared by all men
Then we'll break from the grave
To be born once again

If we only have love
If we only have love
If we only have love!

[druid627]

Verse 1:
t'was the fight before christmas
when all through the house
no furniture left standin'
no t. v. or couch or aquarium
heck, they even knocked over my chia pet
ma maw was flung across the room by her hair
by her sister ethel who never fought fair

LET'S GERT READY TO TUMBLE

the children all wrassled and jumped off the beds
droppin elbows and knees on each others heads
and ma maw with her fryin pan and pa with his bat
cleared half the room in ten seconds flat
the whole brawl began with an innocent mater
when aunt flo thought eugene said SHE LOOKS A WHOLE LOT FATTER
she knocked him through the window he fell with a crash
tore down the gutters and busted his ... leg really bad
ya shoulda seen it looked like he'd been in a motorcycle wreck
yea it was awful i could barely look at it

see both sides of our family have never gotten along
and every holiday something always goes wrong
ya aint supposed to fight but spread joy in this season
but when they get the nog they just look for a reason
in no time at all everybody joined in
and right there we squared off with our closest of kin
IT'S A TIME FOR GIVIN said uncle bill
as he gave a black eye to his brother-in-law phil
i heard someone say IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS,
AND RIGHT NOW, I'M THINKIN ABOUT KNOCKIN YOUR BUTT OUT
presents and fists flew all over the room
and nanna had some pretty fancy moves with a broom
she took out three cousins and knocked over the tree
and i ducked just in time she swung 'round at me

CHORUS:
it's my favorite time of year
dad always has too much beer
gets on the roof and hunts reindeer
merry christmas from the whole fam damily
tie the antlers on the dog
save some shine for santa clause
from all the inlaws and outlaws
merry christmas from the whole fam damily

Verse 2:
i crawled to the phone Lord it seemed like a mile
and called 911, which we keep on speed dial
in a matter of minuets out the window appeared
flashin' blue lights and the sheriff john deer
just then six men burst through the door
some yellin' HANDS UP some GET ON THE FLOOR
a stray cluch from grampa found the sheriff's chin
and just for good measure he clocked him again
it took all six cops to get grampa in cuffs
ya know he gets fiesty when he runs out of snuff
we all stoped our fighting and cheered grampa on
heck, i thought he could take em' i guess i was wrong
as they dragged him outside he yelled I'VE BEEN FRAMED
he was kickin and screamin and callin them names
you (beep) you (beep)
let me go you (beep)
you donut eatin stupid (beep) son of a (beep)

we stood on the porch as did all our neighbors
who always took interest in our families behavors
MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS we heard grandma shout
and WE'LL TAKE ALL THE PRESENTS BACK, DAD, AND COME BAIL YA OUT
by now we'd forgoten what we'd been fighting for
we were battered and bruised but united once more
then we all joined hands and sang silent night
and we heard grampa exclaim as they drove outta sight
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, MAN THAT WAS A GOOD FIGHT

CHORUS:
deck your neighbor, deck the halls
'tis the season for a brawl
from all of us to all of yall
merry christmas from the whole fam damily
merry christmas from the whole fam damily
merry christmas from the whole fam damily

[squirt]

Originally Posted by druid627

Verse 1:
t'was the fight before christmas
when all through the house
no furniture left standin'
no t. v. or couch or aquarium
heck, they even knocked over my chia pet
ma maw was flung across the room by her hair
by her sister ethel who never fought fair

LET'S GERT READY TO TUMBLE

the children all wrassled and jumped off the beds
droppin elbows and knees on each others heads
and ma maw with her fryin pan and pa with his bat
cleared half the room in ten seconds flat
the whole brawl began with an innocent mater
when aunt flo thought eugene said SHE LOOKS A WHOLE LOT FATTER
she knocked him through the window he fell with a crash
tore down the gutters and busted his ... leg really bad
ya shoulda seen it looked like he'd been in a motorcycle wreck
yea it was awful i could barely look at it

see both sides of our family have never gotten along
and every holiday something always goes wrong
ya aint supposed to fight but spread joy in this season
but when they get the nog they just look for a reason
in no time at all everybody joined in
and right there we squared off with our closest of kin
IT'S A TIME FOR GIVIN said uncle bill
as he gave a black eye to his brother-in-law phil
i heard someone say IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS,
AND RIGHT NOW, I'M THINKIN ABOUT KNOCKIN YOUR BUTT OUT
presents and fists flew all over the room
and nanna had some pretty fancy moves with a broom
she took out three cousins and knocked over the tree
and i ducked just in time she swung 'round at me

CHORUS:
it's my favorite time of year
dad always has too much beer
gets on the roof and hunts reindeer
merry christmas from the whole fam damily
tie the antlers on the dog
save some shine for santa clause
from all the inlaws and outlaws
merry christmas from the whole fam damily

Verse 2:
i crawled to the phone Lord it seemed like a mile
and called 911, which we keep on speed dial
in a matter of minuets out the window appeared
flashin' blue lights and the sheriff john deer
just then six men burst through the door
some yellin' HANDS UP some GET ON THE FLOOR
a stray cluch from grampa found the sheriff's chin
and just for good measure he clocked him again
it took all six cops to get grampa in cuffs
ya know he gets fiesty when he runs out of snuff
we all stoped our fighting and cheered grampa on
heck, i thought he could take em' i guess i was wrong
as they dragged him outside he yelled I'VE BEEN FRAMED
he was kickin and screamin and callin them names
you (beep) you (beep)
let me go you (beep)
you donut eatin stupid (beep) son of a (beep)

we stood on the porch as did all our neighbors
who always took interest in our families behavors
MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS we heard grandma shout
and WE'LL TAKE ALL THE PRESENTS BACK, DAD, AND COME BAIL YA OUT
by now we'd forgoten what we'd been fighting for
we were battered and bruised but united once more
then we all joined hands and sang silent night
and we heard grampa exclaim as they drove outta sight
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, MAN THAT WAS A GOOD FIGHT

CHORUS:
deck your neighbor, deck the halls
'tis the season for a brawl
from all of us to all of yall
merry christmas from the whole fam damily
merry christmas from the whole fam damily
merry christmas from the whole fam damily

roflmfao ... you need to post this in funny jokes as a new thread darlin' ... that's the funniest thing I've seen in awhile! lmfao!!!

[squirt]

Originally Posted by druid627

I want you with me all the time
Sunrise and sunset and all the time
Your are the one love I am living for
Had we just begun love could I love you more

Warm as the May wine, wild as the sea
These are the feelings you waken in me
I've had my moments and a dream or two
But I needed someone all the time
And all the time it was you



Warm as the May wine, wild as the sea
These are the feelings you waken in me
I've had my moments and a dream or two
But I needed someone all the time
And all the time it was you

that was just beautiful darlin' ... thank you for adding it!

[druid627]

Originally Posted by squirt

roflmfao ... you need to post this in funny jokes as a new thread darlin' ... that's the funniest thing I've seen in awhile! lmfao!!!

glad you liked it...I will...got some more of them I'll put up too...