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Old 02-06-2006, 12:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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THIS YEARS TOP COUNTRY SONGS ...


17. I Hate Every Bone in her Body but Mine

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Ae So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number #1 country song is. . . .

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few!
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They remind me of an Aero Smith song I can't get no satisfaction. LOL
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They remind me of an Aero Smith song I can't get no satisfaction. LOL
that was by the Stones (1965)
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THIS YEARS TOP COUNTRY SONGS ...


17. I Hate Every Bone in her Body but Mine

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Ae So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number #1 country song is. . . .

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few!
LOL! what romantic songs!
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THIS YEARS TOP COUNTRY SONGS ...


17. I Hate Every Bone in her Body but Mine

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Ae So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number #1 country song is. . . .

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few!
Play some of those country songs backwards and you get your Dog, Truck, job and wife back!!! LOL
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They remind me of an Aero Smith song I can't get no satisfaction. LOL
my son bout died laughing at me the other day lol I was singing a new Toby Keith song lol the words go ... whooo-eeeeeeeee shut my mouth, slap your grandma ... lmao!!!
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that was by the Stones (1965)
I've no clue lol that sounds right ...
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LOL! what romantic songs!
you gotta love gretchen wilson lol "you're nothin but ho...me wrecker, I'll teach you a lesson if you go to messin with my man, you don't stand a chance, you little ho...me wrecker!" lmao!
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Play some of those country songs backwards and you get your Dog, Truck, job and wife back!!! LOL
butt lol you didn't say nuthin bout mama ... or trains ... or gettin outta prison!
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Thanks. I remember song, but most generally don't remember who does them.
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