What Happened

wolfemech · 03-22-2004, 06:58 PM

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total
mayhem in his house. His three children were outside,
still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty
food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door
to the house. Proceeding into the entry,
he found an even bigger mess.

A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded
against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring
a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys
and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was
spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor,
a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of
sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more
piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may
be ill, or that something serious had happened. He found her
lounging in the bedroom, still curled in bed in her pajamas,
reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how
his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked,
"What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered,
"You know every day when you come home from work
and ask me what in the world did I do today?"

"Yes" was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it!!!"

**FeistyLaraCroft** · 03-22-2004, 11:07 PM

FireyAngel · 03-23-2004, 07:05 AM

That's awesome!!!! LOL, and such a great answer to his questions!!!

LMAO!!!

Phantom · 03-23-2004, 08:09 AM

Bet She Got A Spanking After That.--- I Know Mine Would Have Gotten One

wolfemech · 03-23-2004, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phantom

Bet She Got A Spanking After That.--- I Know Mine Would Have Gotten One

I bet he never said anything negative to her again about her days

mom · 03-23-2004, 09:39 AM

i hope not could be serious...lol

Harley Girl · 03-23-2004, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phantom

Bet She Got A Spanking After That.--- I Know Mine Would Have Gotten One

Phantom you know she wouldn't enjoy it! Kisses Harley Girl

homeinspec · 03-23-2004, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harley Girl

Phantom you know she wouldn't enjoy it! Kisses Harley Girl

But you would Harley Girl,,,,,at least you liked it the other night,,,,,

**SpiderWeb** · 03-25-2004, 03:55 PM

Can you imagine how many men come home and say that to a mom who stays home ....

Harley Girl · 03-26-2004, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by homeinspec

But you would Harley Girl,,,,,at least you liked it the other night,,,,,

Oh Homeinspec...SPANK ME.....SPANK ME!!!

Who's my Daddy!

03-22-2004, 06:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
wolfemech Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: germany Posts: 3,108 Rep Power: 65	What Happened One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that something serious had happened. He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?" She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and ask me what in the world did I do today?" "Yes" was his incredulous reply. She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it!!!" __________________

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FireyAngel Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Manitoba, Canada Posts: 267 Rep Power: 52	That's awesome!!!! LOL, and such a great answer to his questions!!! LMAO!!! __________________

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mom Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Nova Scotia , CA Posts: 500 Rep Power: 23	i hope not could be serious...lol

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