Head, Heart And Penis!

[mountainlion20032003]

A woman goes on a game show trying to win the top prize of $50,000. She
keeps answering question after question, and the prize money keeps
building up.

Finally she gets to the last question and the host says, "Okay, now.
For fifty thousand dollars, here is your final question: What are the
three most important parts of a man's body?"

Suddenly the buzzer sounds. "Oh, I'm sorry," says the host, "our time
is up for today. We'll have to come back next week and ask you that
question again. If you can answer it correctly, though, you will win fifty
thousand dollars!"

So the woman goes home that night, and her husband is really excited.

"Wow, honey!" he exclaims as he hugs her. "You did great! That was
fantastic! And just wait until next week! We'll win fifty thousand
dollars!"

So the wife says to him, "Well, tell me, honey. What are the three most
important parts of a man's body?"

The husband answers, "It's the head, the heart, and the penis."

"Oh, okay," she says. "Great!"

So for the next few days, the husband keeps testing her with the
question. She's in the shower when he suddenly sticks his head in around the
curtain and barks, "What are the three most important parts of a man's
body?"

She quickly replies, "HEAD, HEART, AND P'ENIS!"

"Great!" says the husband.

All week long he keeps testing her, asking her at the strangest
moments, and trying to catch her off guard. But she always gets the right
answer.

Finally the big night arrives, and she is very excited as she arrives
at the television studio. The lights go on, and soon as they go on the
air, the host says to her, "All right! You've had a week to prepare!
Now…for fifty thousand dollars…what are the three most important parts of
a man's body?"

The studio audience falls to a hush. The hot bright lights are shining
down, the cameras push in for a close up, and the woman starts to get
flustered.

"U"...um...um...the...the...uh...the HEAD!"

"That's ONE!" says the host.

"Uh…uh…uh," stammers the woman, "uh…the HEART!"

The host shouts out, "That's TWO!"

Now the woman is so nervous that she can hardly think. "Oh, I know it,
I know it," she says, "it's right on the tip of my tongue…I could spit
it out…it's been drilled into me all week…"

The host says, "Aaah, that's close enough. You win!"

[debsxmarshall]

lmao excellent post hun

[mountainlion20032003]

Originally Posted by debsxmarshall

lmao excellent post hun

Thanks Sweety glad you liked it! Big Hugs and Happy Easter!

[sunny sky]

Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003

Thanks Sweety glad you liked it! Big Hugs and Happy Easter!

GREAT POST, GREAT ANSWER, AND SHE IS SO RIGHT. WONDER IF SHE SHARED THE MONEY WITH HER HUBBY? HEHEHEH HUGS A BUNCH SWEETIE. SUNNY SKY

[mountainlion20032003]

Originally Posted by sunny sky

GREAT POST, GREAT ANSWER, AND SHE IS SO RIGHT. WONDER IF SHE SHARED THE MONEY WITH HER HUBBY? HEHEHEH HUGS A BUNCH SWEETIE. SUNNY SKY

I would sure hope so cuz if not for her Hubby she would have not won it! LOL! Thanks hun, hugs!