An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the
Night and ask you, "What are you thinking?" An older woman
Doesn't care what you think.
An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A
Younger woman is still hoping the guy might have one on him.
An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman will
Cost you 12 beers, but an older woman will sleep with you after
A cup of herbal tea.
An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during the day
Without looking like she just had an adventure inside a jam
Jar. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.
Older women can run faster because they're always wearing
There's no need to be phobic about "committing" to an older
Woman - the last thing she needs in her life is another
Clingy,whiny, dependent man.
Older women are more honest. An older woman will tell you
That you are an asshole if you're acting like one. A young woman
Will say nothing, just in case it means you might break up
Older women have jobs with dental plans. Younger women
Can't help you when you need to start replacing your old
An older woman will never accuse you of "using her." She's using you!
Older women know how to cook. Young women know how to dial
Pizza Hut Take out.
An older woman will introduce you to all of her
Girlfriends. A younger woman will avoid her girlfriends
When she's with you, in case you get any ideas...
Older women are psychic. You never have to confess to
Having an affair, because somehow they always know.
Older women often own an interesting collection of lingerie
That they have acquired from admirers over the years. Young
Women often don't wear underpants at all, thus practically
Eliminating all possibility of a strip-tease.
Older women know what Kegel exercises are.
An older woman will agree to go to McDonald's with you for
A meal. Younger women are too nervous to eat anything in
Front of somebody that they might possibly boff later.
Older women are dignified. They are beyond having a
Screaming match with you in the middle of the night
In a public park.
An older woman will always meet the minimum height
Requirement to go on an amusement ride.
An older woman will never accuse you of stealing the best
Years of her youth because chances are someone else has stolen
And that's my friends is way I married an OLDER WOMAN.....LOL