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    Wink The Benefits Of Dating A Older Woman

    An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the
    Night and ask you, "What are you thinking?" An older woman
    Doesn't care what you think.
    An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A
    Younger woman is still hoping the guy might have one on him.

    An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman will
    Cost you 12 beers, but an older woman will sleep with you after
    A cup of herbal tea.

    An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during the day
    Without looking like she just had an adventure inside a jam
    Jar. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

    Older women can run faster because they're always wearing
    Sensible shoes.

    There's no need to be phobic about "committing" to an older
    Woman - the last thing she needs in her life is another
    Clingy,whiny, dependent man.

    Older women are more honest. An older woman will tell you
    That you are an asshole if you're acting like one. A young woman
    Will say nothing, just in case it means you might break up
    With her.

    Older women have jobs with dental plans. Younger women
    Can't help you when you need to start replacing your old
    Fillings.

    An older woman will never accuse you of "using her." She's using you!

    Older women know how to cook. Young women know how to dial
    Pizza Hut Take out.

    An older woman will introduce you to all of her
    Girlfriends. A younger woman will avoid her girlfriends
    When she's with you, in case you get any ideas...

    Older women are psychic. You never have to confess to
    Having an affair, because somehow they always know.

    Older women often own an interesting collection of lingerie
    That they have acquired from admirers over the years. Young
    Women often don't wear underpants at all, thus practically
    Eliminating all possibility of a strip-tease.

    Older women know what Kegel exercises are.

    An older woman will agree to go to McDonald's with you for
    A meal. Younger women are too nervous to eat anything in
    Front of somebody that they might possibly boff later.

    Older women are dignified. They are beyond having a
    Screaming match with you in the middle of the night
    In a public park.

    An older woman will always meet the minimum height
    Requirement to go on an amusement ride.

    An older woman will never accuse you of stealing the best
    Years of her youth because chances are someone else has stolen
    Them first.


    And that's my friends is way I married an OLDER WOMAN.....LOL







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    Just how old is your woman?






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    the benefits of dating an older woman??? lol ME!!! lmao










    What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity
    These are but trifles, to be sure
    But, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable ♥

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    Quote Originally Posted by brilor
    Just how old is your woman?
    That's a good question brilor! LOL!






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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    the benefits of dating an older woman??? lol ME!!! lmao
    Yes that's a great answer squirt! LOL!






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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003
    Yes that's a great answer squirt! LOL!
    there's something to be said for experience ML ... lol










    What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity
    These are but trifles, to be sure
    But, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable ♥

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    there's something to be said for experience ML ... lol
    That's for sure they are more mature and grown up, I agree! LOL!






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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003
    An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the
    Night and ask you, "What are you thinking?" An older woman
    Doesn't care what you think.
    An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A
    Younger woman is still hoping the guy might have one on him.

    An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman will
    Cost you 12 beers, but an older woman will sleep with you after
    A cup of herbal tea.

    An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during the day
    Without looking like she just had an adventure inside a jam
    Jar. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

    Older women can run faster because they're always wearing
    Sensible shoes.

    There's no need to be phobic about "committing" to an older
    Woman - the last thing she needs in her life is another
    Clingy,whiny, dependent man.

    Older women are more honest. An older woman will tell you
    That you are an asshole if you're acting like one. A young woman
    Will say nothing, just in case it means you might break up
    With her.

    Older women have jobs with dental plans. Younger women
    Can't help you when you need to start replacing your old
    Fillings.

    An older woman will never accuse you of "using her." She's using you!

    Older women know how to cook. Young women know how to dial
    Pizza Hut Take out.

    An older woman will introduce you to all of her
    Girlfriends. A younger woman will avoid her girlfriends
    When she's with you, in case you get any ideas...

    Older women are psychic. You never have to confess to
    Having an affair, because somehow they always know.

    Older women often own an interesting collection of lingerie
    That they have acquired from admirers over the years. Young
    Women often don't wear underpants at all, thus practically
    Eliminating all possibility of a strip-tease.

    Older women know what Kegel exercises are.

    An older woman will agree to go to McDonald's with you for
    A meal. Younger women are too nervous to eat anything in
    Front of somebody that they might possibly boff later.

    Older women are dignified. They are beyond having a
    Screaming match with you in the middle of the night
    In a public park.

    An older woman will always meet the minimum height
    Requirement to go on an amusement ride.

    An older woman will never accuse you of stealing the best
    Years of her youth because chances are someone else has stolen
    Them first.


    And that's my friends is way I married an OLDER WOMAN.....LOL


    LOl....well thank you for sharing that Doug...lol...good one sweety








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    Quote Originally Posted by sexysadie
    LOl....well thank you for sharing that Doug...lol...good one sweety
    You are welcome hun, but I know a cute little blone lady that is younger that is very mature for her age so it doesn't always apply! LOL!






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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003
    That's for sure they are more mature and grown up, I agree! LOL!
    and know what to do ... and not do lol










    What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity
    These are but trifles, to be sure
    But, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable ♥

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    and know what to do ... and not do lol
    That's true too! But sometimes they need to be told or explained things to! LOL!






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