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Crime Of Thought
Crime Of Thought Defendant (after being sentenced to 90 days in jail): "May I address the court?" Judge: "Of course." Defendant: "If I called you a son of a bitch, what would you do?" Judge: "I'd hold you in contempt and assess an additional five days in jail." Defendant: "What if I thought you were a son of a bitch?" Judge: "I can't do anything about that. There's no law against thinking." Defendant: "In that case, I think you're a son of a bitch." 
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"I think you're sweet"..lol..good post S B
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