Grandma went into Victoria's Secret to buy some fancy new panties. The
saleslady talked her into buying some real nice bright red crotchless
Grandma put them on and waited for Grandpa to come home. When Grandpa
came home, Grandma was all laid out upon the bed and pointed down to the
new crotchless panties she had on.
She said, "Come on, Grandpa, you want some of this?"
Grandpa said, "Lord, no! It done ate a hole in your panties!"