Man of The House

[roadkill]

Man of the House
A guy had just finished reading his book, "Man Of The House",
while making his commute home from work When he reached home, he stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife, pointing his finger in her face, he said, "From now on I want you to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You are to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
"The Funeral Director is my guess," said his wife.

[squirt]

boy did he handle that one all wrong! lol he must've been talking with his single buddies lol every time hubby doesn't know what to do with me, he goes and talks to his single buddies and then does the opposite of what they tell him to lol

[mountainlion20032003]

Originally Posted by roadkill

Man of the House
A guy had just finished reading his book, "Man Of The House",
while making his commute home from work When he reached home, he stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife, pointing his finger in her face, he said, "From now on I want you to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You are to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
"The Funeral Director is my guess," said his wife.

LMAO! That's about right roadkill! Guess he was feeling pretty brave that day, although there is some ladies out there that might work on, but very few! Great post my friend!

[roadkill]

Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003

LMAO! That's about right roadkill! Guess he was feeling pretty brave that day, although there is some ladies out there that might work on, but very few! Great post my friend!

lol glad you enjoyed ML. sounds like his wife will have no part of his plan lol i don't think there are many women that would. lol

[roadkill]

Originally Posted by squirt

boy did he handle that one all wrong! lol he must've been talking with his single buddies lol every time hubby doesn't know what to do with me, he goes and talks to his single buddies and then does the opposite of what they tell him to lol

lol i can see the look on his wife's face as he is pointing his finger in her face lmao. probably has her arms crossed in front of her ,tapping her foot that is slightly ahead of the other and giving him the #LOOK# that you ladies have . you know the one that tells us we are in s**t without saying a word lol..... you hubby is a smart man lol

[squirt]

Originally Posted by roadkill

lol i can see the look on his wife's face as he is pointing his finger in her face lmao. probably has her arms crossed in front of her ,tapping her foot that is slightly ahead of the other and giving him the #LOOK# that you ladies have . you know the one that tells us we are in s**t without saying a word lol..... you hubby is a smart man lol

or a hand on each hip lol I have a girl friend that says women have a gland in each hip that secretes a bitch hormone when pressure is applied lmao

[roadkill]

Originally Posted by squirt

or a hand on each hip lol I have a girl friend that says women have a gland in each hip that secretes a bitch hormone when pressure is applied lmao

lmao i believe her. when my ex had hands on hip i used to think 'here it comes, zero to bitch in 2.2 seconds and the switch is gonna stick' lol. if her arms were not folded across her chest i got no where near near her. she'd get a shot off from the hip a lot fasterthan the chest lmao

[mountainlion20032003]

Originally Posted by roadkill

lol glad you enjoyed ML. sounds like his wife will have no part of his plan lol i don't think there are many women that would. lol

You are so right my friend not this day and age although I think there are a few left out there! It's a 50 50 deal I guess a lot of give and take! Excellent post!

[squirt]

Originally Posted by roadkill

lmao i believe her. when my ex had hands on hip i used to think 'here it comes, zero to bitch in 2.2 seconds and the switch is gonna stick' lol. if her arms were not folded across her chest i got no where near near her. she'd get a shot off from the hip a lot fasterthan the chest lmao

lmfao ... I have only struck out at hubby once lol WAY back when lol I thought I could just reach out and slap him lol problem was, he slapped me back lol I have NEVER done that again, it hurts!!! lol those who hit should expect to get hit lol

[roadkill]

Originally Posted by squirt

lmfao ... I have only struck out at hubby once lol WAY back when lol I thought I could just reach out and slap him lol problem was, he slapped me back lol I have NEVER done that again, it hurts!!! lol those who hit should expect to get hit lol

yes it does hurt. i grew up in a home where it was an everyday thing. when i left at 15 i made my mind up that it would never happen again. the vicious circle was going to end with me.even in my altered state of mind i have never struck out at a woman. the first time that she struck me, my heart hurt so bad i was in shock. i never felt her blow physically but emotionally i was drained. i think it was then that my feelings towards her changed permenately. i lost respect for her in some way. i figure from that day on my marriage was doomed.