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A sexy lady meet a handsome young man in a pub, after some drinks and a little tipsy the sexy lady said to the young man, "My mouth is like a loud speaker, my two breasts are for tuning, left one is for tuning the channel AM or FM and my right breast is for tuning bass and treble depending which mode you want."
The young man was aroused by the young lady _expression, and said to the lady, "I don't believe it." Young lady said, "You can try it if you want". Young man said, "Ok come to my hotel room and prove it to me." They agreed and both holding hands and headed for the hotel room. Upon entering the room the young lady undressed herself and soon the young man start feeling the left nipple for AM/FM fine tuning. After a while nothing happen. He changed to the right nipple and start rubbing with greater pressure. Again nothing happenned. The young man soon give up and ask the lady, "Hello sweetie, after I have tuned your AM/FM and treble/bass nipples there are no response." The sexy lady replied, "You forgot to PLUG IN your power."
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F**k me......dont anyone now how to tune a radio in nowadays????LOL
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ya'll (men) do tend to like the vocal appreciation don't ya? lol *smooches!!!* love!
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