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Old 10-06-2006, 01:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A sexy lady meet a handsome young man in a pub, after some drinks and a little tipsy the sexy lady said to the young man, "My mouth is like a loud speaker, my two breasts are for tuning, left one is for tuning the channel AM or FM and my right breast is for tuning bass and treble depending which mode you want."

The young man was aroused by the young lady _expression, and said to the lady, "I don't believe it."

Young lady said, "You can try it if you want".

Young man said, "Ok come to my hotel room and prove it to me."

They agreed and both holding hands and headed for the hotel room. Upon entering the room the young lady undressed herself and soon the young man start feeling the left nipple for AM/FM fine tuning. After a while nothing happen. He changed to the right nipple and start rubbing with greater pressure. Again nothing happenned.

The young man soon give up and ask the lady, "Hello sweetie, after I have tuned your AM/FM and treble/bass nipples there are no response."

The sexy lady replied, "You forgot to PLUG IN your power."
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lmfao...not much good if he is not pluged in...lmao...once he pluged in i bet the music was just wonderful...lmao
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Old 10-07-2006, 03:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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the song of the ages, such a passionate melody from her sweet lips! lol *sigh!!!* lol *smooches!!!* love!
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Old 10-07-2006, 07:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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A sexy lady meet a handsome young man in a pub, after some drinks and a little tipsy the sexy lady said to the young man, "My mouth is like a loud speaker, my two breasts are for tuning, left one is for tuning the channel AM or FM and my right breast is for tuning bass and treble depending which mode you want."

The young man was aroused by the young lady _expression, and said to the lady, "I don't believe it."

Young lady said, "You can try it if you want".

Young man said, "Ok come to my hotel room and prove it to me."

They agreed and both holding hands and headed for the hotel room. Upon entering the room the young lady undressed herself and soon the young man start feeling the left nipple for AM/FM fine tuning. After a while nothing happen. He changed to the right nipple and start rubbing with greater pressure. Again nothing happenned.

The young man soon give up and ask the lady, "Hello sweetie, after I have tuned your AM/FM and treble/bass nipples there are no response."

The sexy lady replied, "You forgot to PLUG IN your power."
F**k me......dont anyone now how to tune a radio in nowadays????LOL
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Old 10-07-2006, 08:56 PM   #5 (permalink)
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F**k me......dont anyone now how to tune a radio in nowadays????LOL
OK!!! lol

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the song of the ages, such a passionate melody from her sweet lips! lol *sigh!!!* lol *smooches!!!* love!
aha it is music to my heart...i think the sweetest lips sing the sweetest songs...lol
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aha it is music to my heart...i think the sweetest lips sing the sweetest songs...lol
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some just really shouldn't quit their day jobs tho lol ya'll (men) do tend to like the vocal appreciation don't ya? lol *smooches!!!* love!
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some just really shouldn't quit their day jobs tho lol ya'll (men) do tend to like the vocal appreciation don't ya? lol *smooches!!!* love!
six in one half dozen in the other...as long as the song is played for both partners i am good with that...lmao
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Old 10-08-2006, 01:15 AM   #9 (permalink)
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six in one half dozen in the other...as long as the song is played for both partners i am good with that...lmao
smooches
that's a given in my world lol I've never seen either of us ever unsatisfied lol even when we'd pass each other in the hall saying "I'm so sick of your shit ... " lol we still had a great time in the bedroom lol I like the idea of a money back guarantee love ... lol *smooches!!!*
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that's a given in my world lol I've never seen either of us ever unsatisfied lol even when we'd pass each other in the hall saying "I'm so sick of your shit ... " lol we still had a great time in the bedroom lol I like the idea of a money back guarantee love ... lol *smooches!!!*
lol..i always guarantee my work...hallway sex i got used to passed each other in the hall and said f**k you
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