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Murder for Veiwing - written by Me!

Posted 11-15-2009 at 12:24 PM by 100%Bitch
Updated 11-16-2009 at 02:51 PM by 100%Bitch

Murder for Veiwing
written by Michelle Thorpe

Chapter One

Amelia's Veiwpoint


I stared at the blank screen in front of me. I was staring at the computer for

nearly half an hour, waiting for my muse to visit me. I felt frustrated and began to

struggle to think of a good plot or even an opening paragraph. Even the three month

old baby, remained silent. I stood up from my seat and slipped on...
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Four Months and Growing

Posted 11-15-2009 at 12:06 PM by 100%Bitch

Natasha-Rose Penny Mackenzie is four months old now.

She already has a tooth cutting through.

We also have just started feeding her twice a day.

She loves porridge, yogurts, and sweet potato and beef pie.

At the moment, she is having bannana flavoured porridge.

It's disgusting- but she likes it. . . Strange baby. LOL!
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Four Days to go!

Posted 07-04-2009 at 05:55 PM by 100%Bitch
Updated 11-15-2009 at 11:43 AM by 100%Bitch

I am so sick of being pregnant. My back hurts and my stomach hurts, I can barely walk, and I look HUGE. Will this baby ever be born?

On the bright side, I went to my mums to have a barbique, and ate loads. Gavin had to go to work before any food was ready to eat- so he missed out. Happy to say though, Gavin came to mums with me and stayed for a little while.

I am about to sit in the communial garden and do some work on my novel. I may not get the chance once...
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my first short story

Posted 06-28-2009 at 08:21 PM by 100%Bitch
I have joined a site called webook.com. Its really good, I have actually completed my first draft of my short story "Cracking Thoughts".
Maybe my next story will be publishable.
I only have 9 days until baby is due.
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First Antinatal appointment

Posted 12-03-2008 at 09:58 PM by 100%Bitch
Updated 07-04-2009 at 05:49 PM by 100%Bitch
I went to my first antinatal appointment today. I have the same Midwife as I had last time I was pregnant. I am currently 8 weeks and 5 days pregnant. Gavin says that I am starting to show, but I can't see any difference. Only that my left boob has gotten rather big. I dunno...Once I reach the second trimester, then I will be happier about being pregnant. But at the moment, there is still a chance that I could miscarry again.
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