09-09-2008, 05:06 AM
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PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS:
1. Peace of mind 2. Peace of heart 3. Peace of soul PLANT FOUR ROWS OF SQUASH: 1. Squash gossip 2. Squash indifference 3. Squash grumbling 4. Squash selfishness PLANT FOUR ROWS OF LETTUCE: 1. Lettuce be faithful 2. Lettuce be kind 3. Lettuce be patient 4. Lettuce really love one another NO GARDEN WITHOUT TURNIPS: 1. Turnip for meetings 2. Turnip for service 3. Turnip to help one another TO CONCLUDE OUR GARDEN WE MUST HAVE THYME: 1. Thyme for each other 2. Thyme for family 3. Thyme for friends Water freely with patience and cultivate with love 
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09-09-2008, 05:08 AM
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09-09-2008, 10:26 AM
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I'll Always Be Your Friend!
When the daylight's gone And you're on your own, And you need a friend, Just to be around... I'll be at your side, There's no need to worry, Together we'll survive, Through trouble and hurry. I'll be at your side, I won't let you down, I believe in you, I won't turn around! I will comfort you, I will take your hand, I will pull you through, I will understand. I'll Always Be Your Friend!
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09-09-2008, 11:58 AM
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'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If
you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.' 
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09-10-2008, 03:42 AM
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Helpful Tips to Make Life Simple
* Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.
Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know. * Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the curb. * Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally. * No time for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off. * Apply red nail polish to your nails before clipping them. The red nails will be much easier to spot on your bathroom carpet. (Unless you have a red carpet, in which case a contrasting polish should be selected).
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